Confucius Says:
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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not determine who is right,
war determines who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there..
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Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded

elevator
smell different to midget.
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He who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who goes to bed with ichy butt, wake up with a stinky finger.

he who lay woman on ground have piece on earth