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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 41
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 05/27/09 07:39 PM
I am your host ....... Mr Rourke.... welcome to Fantasy Island ..... da plane da plane !! da plane boss !! da plane !!

AngelFireDream Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 432	Wed 05/27/09 07:40 PM
Dear Diary, He always acts this way when he's up to something. Let's hope I'm wrong.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:19 PM
Dear diary......do you ever have one of those days when you arent so glad you used Dial???

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Wed 05/27/09 11:21 PM
Dear Diary; You know your day is going to suck when you wake up after dreaming about your ex and her new bf having sex in your bed. Yeah. I maybe a tad bit jealous, BUT she called me saying she was having sex and it was the best ever for her. WHY ARE WOMEN SO DAMN EVIL!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Wed 05/27/09 11:24 PM
Oh and it gets worse! She brings Mr. Jackass to the shelter with her today to show him the animals, and luckily she didn't see me there so i was about to hide out in the back with the feral cats (they arn't really wild anymore, just spoiled outdoors cats).

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:27 PM
Dear Diary; You know your day is going to suck when you wake up after dreaming about your ex and her new bf having sex in your bed. Yeah. I maybe a tad bit jealous, BUT she called me saying she was having sex and it was the best ever for her. WHY ARE WOMEN SO DAMN EVIL! She called you to tell you that???? Ok right there.....Im so glad you arent with someone so cruel and idiotic!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:27 PM
Oh and it gets worse! She brings Mr. Jackass to the shelter with her today to show him the animals, and luckily she didn't see me there so i was about to hide out in the back with the feral cats (they arn't really wild anymore, just spoiled outdoors cats). What a cow!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:28 PM
Dear diary.......the wedding is OFF!!!! The dress had to be removed due to it being.........OFFENSIVE!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:29 PM
I wonder if a black turtleneck would be out of the question???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:36 PM
I think purple should make a collage of me with a boob sticking out of my head!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:36 PM
FABULOUS!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:43 PM
omg Im listening to Karma Chameleon and LIKING IT!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:43 PM
Shadow and I are dancing and singing with Boy george!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:45 PM
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu come and go You come and go Everyday is like survival your my lover not my rival!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:49 PM
I almost ran over 14 of them today!!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/27/09 11:55 PM
Dear Diary Gypsy is not predujice but those asians are a bunch of slanty eyed idiots and she fantasises about killing them. hahaha!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:57 PM
Dear Diary Gypsy is not predujice but those asians are a bunch of slanty eyed idiots and she fantasises about killing them. hahaha! Lol I was married to an asian!!! Actually Ive never wanted to kill them......but why do they not look when they cross a street??? Its like they dart and go.......DART AND GO?!!!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Wed 05/27/09 11:58 PM
Dear Diary- Speaking as a non-slanty eyed half-asian, I can pretty much say that if Gypsy isn't prejudiced, then she comes awfully close.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:58 PM
AND they all look like this when they laugh ------> WTF????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/27/09 11:59 PM
Dear Diary- Speaking as a non-slanty eyed half-asian, I can pretty much say that if Gypsy isn't prejudiced, then she comes awfully close. YOU GET BACK IN YOUR BOX!!! OR I MAY RUN YOU OVER!!!