Ok. Everyone has a favorite song, Well instead of taking the song and
singing it. take the words and twist the words around make your favorite
song like a weird al version

hmmmmmm
can u give an example to get this thread going?

lmao the only thing I an think of is that song that goes "when the
lights go down in the city" but I have no idea who sings it
well my version is " when the pants go down in the evening but I dont
know the rest lmao

I must have been thru about a millon guys
Id love em and Id leave alone
Their tears left me lonely and cold

Then i fooled around and fell in with Kim
I fooled around and fell in with Kim

Free and on my own but since i met Kim
I cant stop lovin the fun of teasing
all the men

Yes i fooled around and fell in with Kim

The Pimp's Song (Sung to the tune of The Chimneysweep's Song from Mary
Poppins)

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A woman's as lucky
As lucky can be

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
She goes home with you
Or you stay in the car
And then that's lucky too!

Now as the glass ceiling of life
'As been hung
You may think a woman's
The bottommost rung

Though we underpay them
And give them the boot
Every man in this world
Has a woman at root

And up where their hairs are
All billered and curled
'Tween pavement and shoulders
Lives every man's world

There's not enough daytime
There's not enough night
They look good in shadow
And look good in light
A woman, sans clothing
Coo, what a sight!

I choose me ladies with pride
Yes, I do
While she checks out my shaft
I'm inspecting her flume!

Though I'm covered with women
From me 'ead to me toes
A pimp knows 'e's welcome
Wherever 'e goes

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
When you're with a girl
You're in glad company

No where is there
A more 'appier crew
Than them wot have ladies
That want their sex too

Chim chiminee, chim chiminee
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will be yours when she goes home with you
Chim chiminee, chim chiminee
Chim chim cher-a!
Good luck will rub off when she takes off her bra
Chim chiminee, chim chiminee
Chim chim cher-ay!
And if you get lucky then she'll want to play
Chim chiminee, chim chiminee
Chim chim cher-oo!
Or else she'll suck your ____ and then that's lucky too!