Tossing midgets is fun and all, it really is, don't get me wrong here now but making people pass milk through their noses does have its appeal, wouldn't ya think?

Hey man, if we continue this conversation, I'm gonna be in trouble, cuz I'll probably take it too far...

...and that wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.

Instead, let's have a drink and enjoy the show!

So ... . How very rude of us. Weren't we welcoming Sap whatshisname to this very room and didn't the thread seemed to digress from there? How could they blame us for straying from the line? Phuque started all this, you of course know that, far be it from me to insult your intelligence. That monkey trainer has us all dancing around with cups in our hands.

I was going to quote some of your women friendly past posts, but that would not be nice...you know....trash talking and all....so back on topic....

Sapraim75, it is nice to see you again, and have fun in the jungle, but watch out for dirty animals, cause they can spew venom and fling po@p.

Phuque2,

I keep my mingle friends close, and my sworn mingle enemies closer... So, I keep you very close to my heart...!

Hugs and kisses!

Walking through forests of palm tree apartments ---
scoff at the monkeys who live in their dark tents
down by the waterhole --- drunk every Friday ---
eating their nuts --- saving their raisins for Sunday.
Lions and tigers who wait in the shadows ---
they're fast but they're lazy, and sleep in green meadows.

Let's bungle in the jungle --- well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.

Just say a word and the boys will be right there:
with claws at your back to send a chill through the night air.
Is it so frightening to have me at your shoulder?
Thunder and lightning couldn't be bolder.
I'll write on your tombstone, ``I thank you for dinner.''
This game that we animals play is a winner.

Let's bungle in the jungle --- well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.

The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
and He who made kittens put snakes in the grass.
He's a lover of life but a player of pawns ---
yes, the King on His sunset lies waiting for dawn
to light up His Jungle
as play is resumed.
The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune.

welcome

Holy cow, Sapraim! I can't believe your Welcome thread got 50 posts! That's awesome for a newbie!

Hello and welcome, new friend!

WHAT!?!?!?!

She told me I was the FIRST.

That lying Mynx . . . and she said these were all MY cubs, too!!!

King of the Jungle my bung hole is what I say!!!



Dang human trafficker.

If your friends with Que one and two thats good enough for me brother.. Welcome!

... Eddie