Thirteen things dogs don`t understand
1. It`s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m.

2. It`s wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.

3.He shouldn`t jump on your bed when he`s sopping wet.

4.The command "SHUT THE BLOODY F*%@ UP!" means just that!

5. The cats have every right to be in the living room.

6. Crapping on the floor is not something deserving of a treat!

7.Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is stupid!

8.No, we said SIT!

9. I know its a nice leg, but don`t ride it.

10. Getting up does NOT mean we are going for a walk.

11. Just because I`m eating, doesn`t mean you can.

12. If you look at me with those big soppy eyes, I`m not going
to give in and feed you. NOT NOT NOT. Oh, ok, just this once.

13.No, it`s my food! Oh alright then, just a small piece....

So true

mine are soooooooooo spoiled!

My master says im spoiled too, its not true i have him trained the way i
want him LOL