A gorilla is walking through the jungle, when it comes to a water hole,
where a lion is having a drink. The gorilla notices that the lions’ rear
end is sticking up in the air, and, overcome by lust, the gorilla sneaks
up on the unsuspecting lion, and has his wicked way.

When he finishes, he pushes the shocked lion into the water, and runs
into the jungle.
He comes into a clearing, where a man wearing a pith helmet, sitting in
a deckchair, reading a newspaper.

On seeing the gorilla, the man jumps up, throws the newspaper to the
floor and knocking the deckchair over, runs panic stricken into the
jungle. In the haste of his flight the pith helmet falls off and lands
on the jungle floor, whereupon the gorilla puts the deckchair up, dons
the pith helmet, sits down in the deckchair, and snatches up the
newspaper.

At this precise moment, the enraged lion runs into the clearing and
says,
“Have you seen a gorilla?”
The gorilla, his face hidden behind the newspaper says,
“You don’t mean the one who ****ed the lion down by the waterhole?”
And the astonished lion blurted out.
“Bloody hell. It’s not in the paper already is it??????"

UK,

Where do you find these?