you forgot to answer it

No I came back and answered it silly I just posted it so I could make sure it came threw right

ok i just went back and read

It was fun I had it sent to me in my email I had to edit cut and paste alot it asked for alot of personal info that I wouldnt post on here

aah ok

oh look we have something in common lol that was funny dont deny it

i seen a few things we had in common

Oh a few burst my bubble

Hello Hello... Still Quiet In Here Or No?!?!

if you want me to i will

very quiet Ella just a couple people in and out


The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down



Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the femal e side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1.. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for..

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials...

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT

need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.


Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can to give them a bigger laugh.

and those are all true

Ha ha... very cute

Where you been Jason?!

waiting for u to come out here so we can hang out

He he he... here I am!! How are you babes?

no your here not over here

I know right.. he he.. we would have a blast.. no doubt about it

yes I am sure we would