married couple,same room, seperate beds
man: "does daddy's little girl wanna come over and snuggle?"
wife: "not really, it's been a long day"
man: "but daddy misses his little angel"
wife "honey, i'm really tired"
man: sweetheart, angel, daddy REALLY misses his baby"
wife: "ookay"
on the way from her bed to his,she stubs her toe in the dark and hubby is all concerned
man: oh, goodness, did daddy's little snookums get a boo-boo? come let daddy kiss it all better"
after a fast and furious two and a half minutes of sex, the wife is making her way back to her own bed in the dark and stubs her toe again, eliciting this respnse from "daddy"


what's the matter you dumb b#&ch, can't you walk straight?"

Just.........realy not funny IMO.

LOL.
wut concerns me the most is why they're in separate beds tho 0.o