Weird Al style


Hey girl,you know our economy is in the toilet but i'm still going to treat you right


I say you can have whatever you like
if you like
I say you can have whatever you like
if you like

Tater Tots
Cold Duck on ice
And we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like
If you like
I say you can have whatever you like
If you like

Take you out to dinner anywheres that you please
Like burger king or Micky D's
And baby you can have whatever you like
If you like
I say you can even have the large fries
If you like

Baby you know that i'm really quite a sweet guy
When i buy you bathroom tissue i always buy the 2 ply
If you want it you can get it my dear
I got my Cosco membership card right here


Yeah you like top Ramen
Need top Ramen
I've got a cupboard full of'em
I'll keep'em coming
You want it i got it
Go get it
Just heat it
Dump the flavor packet on it
And eat it

Pork and Beans
And minute Rice
And we could play Cribbage all night
And baby you could have whatever you like
If you like
I say you could have whatever you like
If you like

I could take you to the laundry mat down town
And watch all the clothes go round and round
And baby we could go wherever you like
If you like
I say we could go whereever you like
If you like

I assure you i know
If you had some Lypo
You could be 2nd runner up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar bills rolled
Up inside my plastic bill fold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
And you never ever gotta wear you sisters old clothes
As long as i'm still assistant manager at Kinkos
Cut you hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain't gotta pay me
That's the way that i roll

My chick have what she want
At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want
I know girl you ain't ever had a man like that
Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that

Yeah you like my Hyundai
See my Hyundai
I can take you to see you cousin Phil next Sunday
But that's kinda far and i'm not made of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas

Mac & Cheese would be alright
But lets send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any topics you like
If you like
I say you can even have the last slice
If you like

Ran myself a cable to my neighbor next door
And i can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like
If you like
I say you can watch whatever you like
If you like

And you can always ride the city bus
Got a stack of token just for us
Yo my wallet's fat
And full of ones
It's all about the Washington's
You want White Castle
Need White Castle
As long as you've got me it won't be no hassle
If you want it we'll get it
Just don't be a hater if i grab a stack of napkins for later

Thrift store jeans on sale half price
The underwear at Good Will is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like
If you like
I say you can have whatever you like
If you like

Baby i can give you anything you please
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like
If you like
I say you can have as much as you like
If you like

I love this...it is sooo funny! My daughter plays it all the time

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