once there was a carrot ,a piece of cheese, and a penis
they all had problems and they wer going to therapy to discuss there problems

the carrot says man you have got it easy! all they do is chop me up and throw me into pots or pans and even Soup! you have it easy man you really do....

the Cheese says WHAT?!!?!?!? YOU ARE CRAZY! they melt me! and throw me on top of beef inbetween two pieces of bread! you got it easy compared to me! beat that!

the penis says to both of them:You two are freakin lucky compared to me! they throw me in a dark wet hole and i cant breathe and they make me DO PUSHUPS UNTILL I PUKE! now wha the **** is that man!?!!? tell me!
you both got it easy!

cheese says: woah man sorry!
carrot says: woah pshh thats crazy !
penis says: dam straight!




HaHa ! i love that joke

fixed it :)