After having their 11th child, a Louisiana couple decided 11 was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
veterinarian and told him that he and his > wife didn't want to have any
more children.


The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly
alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Louisiana swamps), light it, put it in an empty
beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.


The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the
world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me."


"Trust me, " said the doctor.


So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count:


"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and
resumed counting on his other hand.

Sorry, I don't get it.

I GOT IT JUST FINE

Funny LOL

now I got to telle my hubby to do this one.

sometimes its just better not to
need to use your fingers to count

can you say percussion shock

Funny...I have a friend who counts with his fingers, and has too many
kids. I have to tell him that joke!