Topic: OMG!!! I'm still crying with laughter now
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Wed 05/20/09 07:17 AM
I was at a local grocery store, this morning and I was standing in the checkout line waiting to go.
There was this lady in front of me who I am guessing was in her early thirtys.
She had a boy with her who was somewhere between 8 and 11 years old.
The kid was acting like a brat, pulling the magazines off the rack, putting candy and gum on the conveyor etc.
The mother turned to the boy after a few minutes of putting everything back over and over again, and she said to him
"If you don't start behaving right now, you won't get any ice cream when you get home!"
The boy looked like he was about to burst into tears, when all of a sudden, he said with his loudest angry kid voice possible,
" If I don't get any ice cream, I am going to tell grandma, I saw you with daddies penis in your mouth"
You could have heard a pin drop in that store.
She turned beet red, grabbed her purse and dragged the kid out of the store without saying another word.

The cashier, looked at me and said
"Grandma probably already knows."
Aren't kids wonderful?


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Wed 05/20/09 07:21 AM
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Wed 05/20/09 07:23 AM
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Wed 05/20/09 07:46 AM
:laughing: rofl tears rofl :laughing:

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Wed 05/20/09 09:25 AM
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Wed 05/20/09 10:45 AM
Ain't going to say what G'ma used to do to the old man back in the day.

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Wed 05/20/09 02:38 PM
Gezz that is funny. I know some people who would have reacted to that out burst a bit differently, but seems like the kid knew what he was doing laugh laugh laugh laugh