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they moved into the apartment next to mine and they seem cool enough, but i can hear them having sex.
the girl is kind of big and so is the guy, and i can tell when they are moving around their apartment, but man, they must be really going at it in bed or are just trying to bring down the walls. should i say something to them? its pretty late at night sometimes. |
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You just leave those average people alone
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Dude!! Just turn up the TV. Or buy some good ear plugs. Unless the pictures start falling off the walls, then write a note and hammer it to their door.
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you might want to tactfully mention that the walls are thin- and you have to get up early
maybe they aren't aware that they can be heard! |
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yeah say something if it keeps you up... or you could do it back.. turn up some porn so you have a girl moaning an move the bed..alot |
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Dude!! Just turn up the TV. Or buy some good ear plugs. Unless the pictures start falling off the walls, then write a note and hammer it to their door. |
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Adjust the time you do your late night screaming to coincide with their heavy duty humpfests. It works everytime.
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it kind of motivates me to trick some girl into coming back to my place. get all drunk and have that wild, irresponsible, drunk sex. really go at it. hopefully ill screw that girl right through the wall and fall into their living room and just keep going right in front of em.
thats how you do it. now let us sleep! |
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Adjust the time you do your late night screaming to coincide with their heavy duty humpfests. It works everytime. 330 am... hmmm... time to practice my screaming. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! |
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Deuce Bigalow: Look, I think there's been a mistake.
Fluisa: Did you say steak? Deuce Bigalow: No mistake. Fluisa: Oh see now you got me all excited. Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo |
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Just listen until they finish and then knock and ask for a turn. Do this every time.
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Just listen until they finish and then knock and ask for a turn. Do this every time. |
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Just listen until they finish and then knock and ask for a turn. Do this every time. hahaha. hey, you mind if i get on that too? sloppy seconds. |
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Big reason I'll never live in an apartment ever again.
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Big reason I'll never live in an apartment ever again. Cuz you're loud too? |
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Big reason I'll never live in an apartment ever again. Cuz you're loud too? |
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Big reason I'll never live in an apartment ever again. Cuz you're loud too? Wouldn't u like to know |
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Big reason I'll never live in an apartment ever again. Cuz you're loud too? Wouldn't u like to know im sure he, and a few others, would. |
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Big reason I'll never live in an apartment ever again. Cuz you're loud too? Wouldn't u like to know im sure he, and a few others, would. If the guy who's 'entertainin' me is doin it right, I've been known to disturb the neighbors. |
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they moved into the apartment next to mine and they seem cool enough, but i can hear them having sex. the girl is kind of big and so is the guy, and i can tell when they are moving around their apartment, but man, they must be really going at it in bed or are just trying to bring down the walls. should i say something to them? its pretty late at night sometimes. |
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