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| Topic: Who is the all time best stand up comic ever? | |
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rodney carrington !
morning wood ........lamo 
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George Carlin, Eddie Izzard and Pablo Francisco |
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Dave Chapelle " I'm Rick James Bit#h!!!"
 
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i cant decide eddie izzard or billy connoly
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This is going to sound odd, but when Ellen Degeneres first started out as a standup, she was hella funny. That fish bit she did was hilarious.
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Marty Feldman
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Gonna have to go with George Carlin...
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Rodney Dangerfield was a funny mutha-for-ya
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Rodney Dangerfield was a funny mutha-for-ya I was afraid no one would mention him. No respect I tell ya!  My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' 
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You think that's bad. I got my kid a bow and arrow for Christmas. He got me a sweatshirt with a target on it.
I tell ya. I don't get no respect at all. My wife said she wanted to have sex in the back seat. Said she wanted me to drive. |
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Eddie Murphy
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