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i just got home from The Doctor. I have been diagnosed with High Blood Pressure and Gaut. 2 questions. 1) am I dying? and 2) if I am dying,does that increase my chance for a date from this site? be seeing you
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Gout? Ouch.
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Yeah well, you have one more issue...don't suppose the doc told ya that high blood pressure medicine can cause impotency?!
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Gout? Ouch. |
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1) am I dying? There are treatments for both conditions which work surprisingly well. 2) if I am dying,does that increase my chance for a date from this site? be seeing you Let me put it this way: I was in a near-fatal car crash in February. How much play did that get me? Nada. If you want to get a date here, you'll have to....oh, who am I kidding? I haven't got a clue! |
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Yeah well, you have one more issue...don't suppose the doc told ya that high blood pressure medicine can cause impotency?! |
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One of my toes has inflamed massively, my dad thinks its gout. But its probably my arthritis. Either way it fkn hurts.
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Yeah well, you have one more issue...don't suppose the doc told ya that high blood pressure medicine can cause impotency?! |
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1) am I dying? There are treatments for both conditions which work surprisingly well. 2) if I am dying,does that increase my chance for a date from this site? be seeing you Let me put it this way: I was in a near-fatal car crash in February. How much play did that get me? Nada. If you want to get a date here, you'll have to....oh, who am I kidding? I haven't got a clue! |
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Isn't that one of John Lennon's aliases? No you are not dying but you run risk with the HTN, so get it treated. I think my friend Dr. Robert, who works the National Health can help, just take a drink from his magic cup and you'll be a new and better man.
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I'm not thinking you're dying but is this a question you should be asking people on a dating site? I think not
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Gout? Ouch. |
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One of my toes has inflamed massively, my dad thinks its gout. But its probably my arthritis. Either way it fkn hurts. |
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Gout? Ouch. Nope. |
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One of my toes has inflamed massively, my dad thinks its gout. But its probably my arthritis. Either way it fkn hurts. If you have the slightest bit of an in-grown toenail, it could be a staph infection. |
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Isn't that one of John Lennon's aliases? No you are not dying but you run risk with the HTN, so get it treated. I think my friend Dr. Robert, who works the National Health can help, just take a drink from his magic cup and you'll be a new and better man. |
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Winx
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Tue 05/19/09 01:08 PM
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Yeah well, you have one more issue...don't suppose the doc told ya that high blood pressure medicine can cause impotency?! That's true. And men with high BP can't take Viagra either. |
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I'm not thinking you're dying but is this a question you should be asking people on a dating site? I think not |
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One of my toes has inflamed massively, my dad thinks its gout. But its probably my arthritis. Either way it fkn hurts. If you have the slightest bit of an in-grown toenail, it could be a staph infection. The nail is fine, but the toe has increased in size by about double, it feels like the bone has grown rather than it just being inflamed. It will be arthritis, ive had this in a couple of fingers too. |
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One of my toes has inflamed massively, my dad thinks its gout. But its probably my arthritis. Either way it fkn hurts. If you have the slightest bit of an in-grown toenail, it could be a staph infection. The nail is fine, but the toe has increased in size by about double, it feels like the bone has grown rather than it just being inflamed. It will be arthritis, ive had this in a couple of fingers too. Just curious, Dan...would those two fingers be the same fingers you have in your nose? do you think boogers cause gaut? well..? |
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