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Back from the store...
Suckin' on a big dill pickle... 
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I hate pickles but love my kids.
Took two tylenol. Drinking big glass of sweet tea. Burped. |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Wed 05/20/09 05:01 PM
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Almost done with a whole jar of pickles.
Surprisingly, they hardly have any calories. Watching a documentary on the civil war. Yay... Go Rebels...! 
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Just got home.
Farted. Smelled fart. Passed out for five minutes. Smelled fart again... |
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i just took a big poop
  
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not going near the bathroom anytime soon
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Edited by
Eddiemma
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Wed 05/20/09 08:41 PM
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I like to see your twitter..
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watching the three stooges
wide awake contemplating taking ashower |
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Goofin' off on Mingle.
Wondering why I even do this crap. |
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Had a bath AND shaved my legs!!!
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 watchin steve wilkes
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I just yawned...........LOUDLY!!!
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Is trying to figure out why a married guy wants to sniff asses?!
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Im wondering where I can get a housewife!!!
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I think you have to marry one!! 
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why cant I just hire one??? Im so tired after work........why cant someone do something FOR ME FOR ONCE??
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I just vented
 
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just had an unclean thought.
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Is trying to figure out why a married guy wants to sniff asses?! For the last time, people... I am NOT married. I want to sniff my own ass... Wish I was more flexible! Wait, I just realized that if I was flexible enuff to sniff my own ass, I could go down on myself, and then I would never have to put up with a nagging gf ever again... Yoga class... Gotta sign up for yoga! |
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Just remembered to take my meds... 7 hours late...!
Better late than never. 
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