To those who perv...

Mr. Internet Perverted Stalker

REAL MEN OF GENIUS...

We salute you!

It is you who tread heavily on thin ice of social intercourse without regard for your safety.

You tirelessly tread the keyboard seated in your cramped bedrooms for hours on end trolling the internet for scantily clad beauties, subsisting on a diet of potato chips, microwave pizza rolls, and Bud Light. Your search is never ending.

Your remarks although viewed socially as dry and tasteless provide hours of unending hilarity for those of us not caught in the cross fire!

When other men would say, "Hello, how about dinner and a movie," you cut right to the chase and say "How about you for dinner then we can make a movie!"

We salute you the makers of sly derogatory comments and not so subtle innuendo.

You are the kings of tasteless profanity or purveyor of sexual harassment.


Now crack open a Bud Light because you deserve it oh denizens of the basement.


Real men of Genius....


I just wrote a Bud Light Commercial! Where are my Royalties?

hey I thought that was bud lite....

You are right! I am a total screw up! Maybe I need brain meds???

God,That is the truth...." Internet perverted stalkers"...I never knew how bad one could be........now I know,I am sorry to say...
How do you get rid of them?


Oh,and I like the commercial.

I corrected it but I still feel like an Artard!

Tell them you have a dong bigger than his! Then email him a pic of one that is not only huge but deformed! That should take care of Mr. Internet stalker!

Hey what about us female pervs?

I'm perving all the time!!

your just asking for it now! aren't you?

block the person and report them. although andy has a good idea...find the pic where the guy has his willy slung over his shoulder

lol!
if ur female perving, ur gonna attract male pervs XD

Not if you perv in stealth.