It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes, and there are unisex jokes.

Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.



A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.......on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The
man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the
man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....



"Clean my house."

Women are not stupid.

:slaphead

I KNOW ,IT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE............

Only difference, I woulda said, Cut my lawn.

I was actually thinking....."here's the list".......as many folded papers fall to the ground