Oh, Oh!



Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and
values.

Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"

Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?" The father replied "Well son, you must have got
it from your mother, cause I still have mine."

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court
Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week," "That's
very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll
try to send her a few bucks myself."

A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't
like the looks of your wife at all," "Me neither doc," said the
husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you
will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on
you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and
wife."

Two Reasons It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display
of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since
I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's
advice. "What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an
all-in-one?" "Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all
in one"

Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the
horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He
said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know, Grandpa." He
said, "How did you know?" "Because you didn't say 'asshole'
afterwards".

Love them catch

Good morning and thanks for the fun!