Yes, I will...thanks for nuthin'!

ANNOUNCER: And here in the right corner...a guy who will kick the sh!t outta you...Eddieeeeeeeeeeeee Enemaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I would like thank all my fans for sending me prune juice and laxatives to prepare for my fight..

Ha!! Hey,, your so bad... I'm tellin Phuque2 on you..

Eddie, Que is....Bad to the bone

Then of course there was a young man who started a thread in sex n dating who put a profile picture up of his penis. Now that's not the funny part. The funny part is if you got a penis- hey! Put it up. But this dipsh!t had nothing! F*cking chimpanzee baby penis. My f*cking pinky was bigger than his manhood. It was so small I had to look twice to make sure it was a penis. Freaking oscar mayer hotdogs were enormous compared to mini wees dork. Erectile disfunction? Hell you gotta have an erectile first before you can have disfunction. I was looking at the leading man in the remake of "The 72 year old virgin". Smallest damn thing I've seen. You just know the guy peed on his shoes a lot. Masterbates with his thumb and index finger small. I was like "Man, if I had a d!ck that small- I'd just go get the breast implants and call lorena bobbett a whore and get it over with. Folks, it was great till the thread got pulled. I'm the king.

OK i'll admit it, you done me that time!

The mods were in tears laughing. They asked why I didn't report his penis picture? I told them there was nothing to report. I'm the king.

Yeah, no doubt brother... on a good day right?

I got suspended for my public education for saying my ABCs. Of course they were out of context and taken as an insult.

I used to get wound up at these idiots that would come on here ranting and raving and soliciting pity. Then they would want to argue with you instead of using their own common sense. I realized they are eternally stupid and not worth my scribe. Too bad you can't tell stupid people they are STUPID. Not because its against the rules. But because they are too STUPID to get it.

Has anyone claimed the name..."The Masked Bendejo"? That is the one I will use...

Krupa...are you well enough to be wrestling tonight?

This is the El-south of the border move?

No Eddie...this is the south of the border move...I invented it....suprizingly effective!

I think his voice just went soprano for a day or two...

And how about all these arrogant 19 year old bisexual c*nts getting on here lately trying to push everyone around with their attitude and intellegence- or in reality lack of. Ohhh I'm much more mature than my age. Ohhh I'm much more responsible than those my age. Ohhh don't you dare judge me because I've experienced more than any of you people. Gimme a break you fat whore. You have no education because you partied till they kicked you out of school. You got knocked up by the first guy you f*cked. You've been sucking off the system because if you were any lazier you'd be in a coma. You've never been anywhere or did anything. You might as well just get USS St Louis tattooed on your ass because you were born there, live there, and most likely will die there. And it will go very nicely with all your other nasty tattoo and piercing mutilation abuse. And its always the same ones who start threads "Where are all the good men"? And "Why can't I find Mr Right"? Or even "What's wrong with me"? And unfortunately I can't tell them you're a fat lethargic lazy welfare pig with illigitimate children from loser user deadbeat dads. Nor can I tell them lose 100 pounds, get off your duff and get an education and a JOB. Nooooooooo! That's too cruel. I have to be all POLITICALLY CORRECT and pander to their feelings and respect all their stupidass decisions and choices they made in their life. I'm sorry I refuse to be blamed for other peoples decisions or choices they stupidly made in their life. I don't expect them to be blamed for mine. So what the f*ck is wrong? Sum it up in a nutshell- stupid people not being accountable for their own actions and behavior, then blaming us for their own actions and behavior, and then soliciting sympathy and pity from us for their lack of accountability? Sorry......its the most f*cked up premise you can promote and I'm not buying it. If you were in my face I'd draw an L on your forehead with a sharpie.

But then again I use my disclaimer- its just my opinion. Hey those women call me a creepy ugly old man so what the hell.

So I gave up on matching wits in cage matches. Its not an even keel to argue with the stupid. Its like argueing with a pot smoking 5th grader. HUH? HUH? HUH? It goes right over their heads. The tire on my car has a higher IQ.

But by law I am entitled to yell "RED FLAG"! Whenever they try to promote their intellegence to warn all of you that they are peddling a big pile of sh!t.

Its days like these that I kinda wish the poster mrsmoov was on posting pictures of his ass cheeks so I could make dingleberry jokes.