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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 40
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 12:29 AM
Hey cloudy..........guess what Im doing right now????? IM LOOKING AT MY CAT LIKE THIS ---->

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Tue 05/26/09 12:29 AM
I think I have one of their cd's!!! Dear Diary; WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND PENCILS!? Oh sure I have a million pens, but nothing erasable!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 12:31 AM
Dear diary.........I dont even think I own a pencil!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 12:35 AM
Hark!!! A piece of scrap paper!!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Tue 05/26/09 12:39 AM
Dear Diary; Keyboard cat is the best thing on the internet lol

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 12:39 AM
Dear diary.........awwwwwwwwwwww this is so cute. Someone wants to be my internet boyfriend!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 12:47 AM
Ok so now what do we do???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 12:47 AM
Dear Diary; Keyboard cat is the best thing on the internet lol I prefer Sink Kitty!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 12:50 AM
Dear diary.......I seen a girl at work who had hairy arm pits!!! My face was like this ---------> How can women leave it like that??? I mean......how many seconds does it take to shave it off in the shower???? 1 or 2 seconds???? Geeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 01:06 AM
Please hold for the next available caller....... ------>insert really bad 70s music interlude here X <--------

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 01:09 AM
dear diary.......all this talking to myself is getting exhausting..... I may have to go ELSEWHERE.......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/26/09 01:10 AM
Dear diary, I called the cops on my cousin nick the prick.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 01:11 AM
and then he died

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/26/09 01:14 AM
Saturday I was so tired after riding motorcycle all day I couldn't make it home. I slept over at my freind larrys after a few beers. My cousin nick called all night long- drunk dialing to my answering machine. 5 calls. Just wasted. I called the cops. Then I called his answering machine and said "Have fun with the cops you f*cking loser"!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 01:16 AM
that makes sense. You called the cops because he drunk dialed you???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 01:16 AM
dear diary........I hate trying to call my cell phone to try and find it!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/26/09 01:17 AM
If I ever see nick I will beat him unconcious. 2 years of wee hours drunk dialing.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 01:18 AM
Thank god no one has called the cops on me for drunk typing!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/26/09 01:19 AM
well maybe you would!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/26/09 01:19 AM
2 years of telling him to lose my number and quit calling me. Its harrassment.