well tell the naggers just that !

"you come over an paint then we'll go to your house an drink your wine an your cheese"

YOUR FUKCING BRILLIANT!!! THATS WHY YOUR MY FRIEND!!!

WANNA COME OVER????

I would if the teleporter was working

fdsajklsdfajkldasjkdlaf jksdl pffffffffft!!!

I guess I should get dressed before people show up and tell me to hurry up and get up and hurry up and why arent you dressed yet? And hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry up!!!

well have a good day

I'm going to start rounding up stuff for picnic an clean the cooler an stuff

Dear Diary;

I'm so down tonight. Not even the kittens at the shelter could cheer me up. I want to go out and mingle but I'm finding it hard to think of places to go. And even then what would I say? My whole self worth is in the toilet right now too I'm just bringing everyone down.

my youngest child puked in the bathroom sink

that was not pleasant

to say the VERY LEAST ....

THIS SITE
is sooooooooooooooooooooo screwed up today took me ten minutes to get to this page
the format is all friggin screwed up
its gone RETARDED! pfffft I give up trying to add the stupid smiley

THIS SITE
is sooooooooooooooooooooo screwed up today took me ten minutes to get to this page
the format is all friggin screwed up
its gone RETARDED! pfffft I give up trying to add the stupid smiley

It took me 45 minutes to log on here.......POSFWS!!!!!


Btw.....I didnt paint yesterday. Im burnt....from being at the beach!!!

The word of the day is OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 68 AND THE NUMBER B!!!!

Dear diary.........ummmmmmmm Im eating peanut butter toast because peanut butter toast = LOVE?????!!!

Ya call me when the site gets fixed. Im going to terrorize other websites now..........






<------LEAVES IN A PUFF OF SMOKE!!!!


POOF!!!

Nobody light a match, 'cuz Gypsy just farted her way outta the building!

Dear diary, meh.

Dear diary.....643879327892 birds decided to have a CONVENTION and started blabbering and tweeting and still wont shut up!!!! Now Im all cranky!!!

But I also woke up because I had a terrible dream.......there was gang violence involved.....and strange men who apparantly in my dream I knew but in real life I have no idea who they are.

Maybe its someone from my mutual match!!!

Dear diary,,,,,whats up with all the guys on my man counter that want to get MARRIED????? And they are all from strange places like ?Sheinergeizen and Balatxjklueiwoc?

Here is my take on people looking for MARRIAGE!!!!

Men looking for "marriage" most likely are only looking for marriage because they feel they are at the right age to get married and want to settle down. They are on a quest to find the "one" and they are most likely going to find some unsuitable sucker to do the deed. And they will too, for they will find someone who is thinking that they "need" to get married for all of the above and more stupid reasons.

YOU GET MARRIED BECAUSE YOU LOVE A PERSON AND WANT TO SPEND YOUR LIFE WITH THAT PERSON....NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE IN A TIME FRAME TO FIT YOUR LIFE/AGENDA!!!

get it??? got it????? GOOD!!!

Next is my take on men who want someone for DATING!!!

What is this dating anyways???? Some guy calls you for special events???? WTF is that????

Im not some hanger on- er!!! You get 1 or 2 dates!!! If you dont want a relationship with me after 1-2 date......then youre obviously stupid and I DONT WANT YOU ANYWAYS!!! DONT WASTE MY TIME!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DATING??? Oh? you want to be with me when you think about me and have somewhere special to go to??? I dont have the time for you!!! Sorry!!! NEXT!!!