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Topic: One Eyed Pete (adult material)
Mystique42's photo
Mon 05/18/09 10:04 AM
To one eyed Pete,
My plastic man,
Who knows me well,
Holds no demand.
He doesn't lie,
Nor bring me down,
With batteries in,
He makes this buzzing sound.
Oh how soothing,
He brings such bliss,
Sure there are times I truly miss,
A real man so full of charm,
But with one eyed Pete there is no harm.
No std's, no angry guy,
So here's to Pete,
My plastic guy! laugh laugh :banana: :banana:

SDF May 18, 2009

ItMightBeMe2's photo
Mon 05/18/09 10:09 AM
laugh laugh laugh

AngelLight's photo
Mon 05/18/09 10:14 AM
Mysti :laughing: rofl :laughing: rofl


flowerforyou

Mystique42's photo
Mon 05/18/09 10:28 AM
((angel)) nice to see you dropped by. I thought it only fitting to write about my most intimate partner which I guess most refer to as BOB... Battery Operated BLISS... hee hee hee.laugh :banana: flowerforyou

(itmight) nice to meet ya! Hope ya have a very happy day!flowerforyou

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Mon 05/18/09 10:31 AM
I call him Bob!
My one and only constant!

Mystique42's photo
Mon 05/18/09 10:33 AM
((haley)) Well.... here here to all the BOBS out there... our faithful companions!

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Mon 05/18/09 10:37 AM
Edited by Haley1243 on Mon 05/18/09 10:38 AM
To all our "BOBS"



(((Mystique)))

Mystique42's photo
Mon 05/18/09 11:14 AM
Haley I love the pic... cheers!

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Mon 05/18/09 11:19 AM
:wink:

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Mon 05/18/09 11:35 AM
:thumbsup: rofl rofl funny, but oh so true- thanks for making me laugh...never thought of naming mine.:wink:

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Mon 05/18/09 11:51 AM
Cant do that with....Nameless!laugh

MzEm's photo
Mon 05/18/09 02:20 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

drinker "To Pete"

Mystique42's photo
Mon 05/18/09 03:12 PM
((pkd)) Now you just can't do it with ANYONE... so it has to have a NAME! LOL

Bob
One Eyed Pete
Plastic Willy
Bobbin Bill
Peculiar Petey
Double Dan... for double the fun, double the pleasure.

I'm sure you can all think of some great names.. hee hee hee! But the bottom line is MINE "HAS" to have a name.

((MzEm))drinker
Bottoms Up, Bottoms Down... Pete's the best Plastic Man in town!

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Mon 05/18/09 03:16 PM

((pkd)) Now you just can't do it with ANYONE... so it has to have a NAME! LOL

Bob
One Eyed Pete
Plastic Willy
Bobbin Bill
Peculiar Petey
Double Dan... for double the fun, double the pleasure.

I'm sure you can all think of some great names.. hee hee hee! But the bottom line is MINE "HAS" to have a name.

((MzEm))drinker
Bottoms Up, Bottoms Down... Pete's the best Plastic Man in town!


BOB BOB hes my man if he cant do it....the batteries are dead!

Mystique42's photo
Mon 05/18/09 04:32 PM


((pkd)) Now you just can't do it with ANYONE... so it has to have a NAME! LOL

Bob
One Eyed Pete
Plastic Willy
Bobbin Bill
Peculiar Petey
Double Dan... for double the fun, double the pleasure.

I'm sure you can all think of some great names.. hee hee hee! But the bottom line is MINE "HAS" to have a name.

((MzEm))drinker
Bottoms Up, Bottoms Down... Pete's the best Plastic Man in town!


BOB BOB hes my man if he cant do it....the batteries are dead!


Haley.... that is so true... and funnylaugh

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Mon 05/18/09 04:49 PM
Occasionally I can be funny!

Mystique42's photo
Mon 05/18/09 06:29 PM
Haley I'm glad to see I'm not alone! :tongue:

kc0003's photo
Mon 05/18/09 09:02 PM
WHOA!!!!! noway surprised

<------sneaks out quietly


Ragnorak's photo
Mon 05/18/09 09:04 PM
Poor Pete:cry: and the good thing my name is not Pete smile2 nor Bob

Mystique42's photo
Mon 05/18/09 10:36 PM
Ah hah... two men brave enough to leave comments!

Kc.... didn't realize you snuck in. flowerforyou

Rag... yup your name is an original! Hee hee heeflowerforyou

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