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Asian condoms are cheap, you know I saw them on sale at the pharmacy!!!
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i guess really loud farts don't bother women on a date
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anything about sex, finding out you have baggage, about your attatchment to your ex.. you have female "friends" your still friendly with your exs., theyre familes etc. ( other than baby mommas).. you have a small penis. Your interested in the waitress.. You and your ex girlfriend frequented this resturant.. you pets are called your "son" or "daughter".. The fact that I have a child is "ok" with you... like anyone cares what you think about it.. You drink alot,.. you frequent clubs.. you use drugs. about your porn habit, or masturbation practices. your bisexual.. asking me over the top personal questions, what was my ex like in bed? asking what i weigh asking for nude pictures your unemployed complaining about how women are materialistic asking when are we going to have sex? you are always with your male friends you frequent strip clubs about your ex who was a model (like we care) hearing your best friend is number one over any woman talking about how you can never be tamed can you pay half? hearing how you think you drive better when your f*cked up waiting for you to get off your cell with your friends your texting the whole time what does your sister look like? is your mom as hot as you? are you wearing panties? im a rapper i went to art school im a mommas boy im married i live with my parents im on probation i just got out of drug treatement i live in a halfway house i am a sex offender im going through a divorce i still live with my wife, but shes cool youll have to meet my daughter, and if she likes you then we can date. im moving soon valentines day and christmas are just commercial holidays, i dont celebrate them i want someone to take care of my kids. can i stay at your place tonight? cheesy typical pick up lines pressure about a first kiss talking anout how you really like wmen of another race hearing about who you think is hot you have no concept of a higher power you say "what is NORMAL anyway" you give life advice your mean your only looking for sex you really dont want a relationship ever the list goes on and on 
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Asian condoms are cheap, you know I saw them on sale at the pharmacy!!! |
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There are some smart girls on this thread. Glad I tuned in. LOL
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wow some list.... but hey I can see that happening . And I have had women do that very same list to me... It takes all kinds . And each and everyone one of us has our own viewpoints as to what is acceptable and when its acceptable.. There was nothing wrong imo... of her list.
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wow some list.... but hey I can see that happening . And I have had women do that very same list to me... It takes all kinds . And each and everyone one of us has our own viewpoints as to what is acceptable and when its acceptable.. There was nothing wrong imo... of her list. lol.. thanks, well.. dealbreakers, red flags.. some things I just cant have around me. My gut instinct tells me alot. I was serious too when I said Ive experienced most of those. I like a date to be light, and getting to know oneanother. Dates are awesome, cos you get an opportunity to understand what the other persons about. I truly believe a first impression is a lasting one. Ive dated all kinds.. its fun, but a real interviewing process. Im selective whom I befriend as well. Its a good thing Im so independant. lol |
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I'm sorry to cut this short but my wife is calling me I've got to go, call me
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Asian condoms are cheap, you know I saw them on sale at the pharmacy!!! The Dollar store, much cheaper. Or BJ"s
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What is the most common thing women don't like to here on a date?   
your payin for this right 
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I definately don't want to hear about baggage, ex's, and his problems, but more importantly, it's not what I hear but what I DON'T hear.
If he can't carry on an intelligent conversation then I would probably try to pick up on the hot waiter! 
If he manages catches my attention cerebrally then I will probably get turned on and start talking about sex!  
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anything about sex, finding out you have baggage, about your attatchment to your ex.. you have female "friends" your still friendly with your exs., theyre familes etc. ( other than baby mommas).. you have a small penis. Your interested in the waitress.. You and your ex girlfriend frequented this resturant.. you pets are called your "son" or "daughter".. The fact that I have a child is "ok" with you... like anyone cares what you think about it.. You drink alot,.. you frequent clubs.. you use drugs. about your porn habit, or masturbation practices. your bisexual.. asking me over the top personal questions, what was my ex like in bed? asking what i weigh asking for nude pictures your unemployed complaining about how women are materialistic asking when are we going to have sex? you are always with your male friends you frequent strip clubs about your ex who was a model (like we care) hearing your best friend is number one over any woman talking about how you can never be tamed can you pay half? hearing how you think you drive better when your f*cked up waiting for you to get off your cell with your friends your texting the whole time what does your sister look like? is your mom as hot as you? are you wearing panties? im a rapper i went to art school im a mommas boy im married i live with my parents im on probation i just got out of drug treatement i live in a halfway house i am a sex offender im going through a divorce i still live with my wife, but shes cool youll have to meet my daughter, and if she likes you then we can date. im moving soon valentines day and christmas are just commercial holidays, i dont celebrate them i want someone to take care of my kids. can i stay at your place tonight? cheesy typical pick up lines pressure about a first kiss talking anout how you really like wmen of another race hearing about who you think is hot you have no concept of a higher power you say "what is NORMAL anyway" you give life advice your mean your only looking for sex you really dont want a relationship ever the list goes on and on Ouch.. that is pretty picky no? Ha ha
Do you carry a note pad with you to check these off on the date too? He he... |
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anything about sex, finding out you have baggage, about your attatchment to your ex.. you have female "friends" your still friendly with your exs., theyre familes etc. ( other than baby mommas).. you have a small penis. Your interested in the waitress.. You and your ex girlfriend frequented this resturant.. you pets are called your "son" or "daughter".. The fact that I have a child is "ok" with you... like anyone cares what you think about it.. You drink alot,.. you frequent clubs.. you use drugs. about your porn habit, or masturbation practices. your bisexual.. asking me over the top personal questions, what was my ex like in bed? asking what i weigh asking for nude pictures your unemployed complaining about how women are materialistic asking when are we going to have sex? you are always with your male friends you frequent strip clubs about your ex who was a model (like we care) hearing your best friend is number one over any woman talking about how you can never be tamed can you pay half? hearing how you think you drive better when your f*cked up waiting for you to get off your cell with your friends your texting the whole time what does your sister look like? is your mom as hot as you? are you wearing panties? im a rapper i went to art school im a mommas boy im married i live with my parents im on probation i just got out of drug treatement i live in a halfway house i am a sex offender im going through a divorce i still live with my wife, but shes cool youll have to meet my daughter, and if she likes you then we can date. im moving soon valentines day and christmas are just commercial holidays, i dont celebrate them i want someone to take care of my kids. can i stay at your place tonight? cheesy typical pick up lines pressure about a first kiss talking anout how you really like wmen of another race hearing about who you think is hot you have no concept of a higher power you say "what is NORMAL anyway" you give life advice your mean your only looking for sex you really dont want a relationship ever the list goes on and on damn knock that sh1t out
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What is the most common thing women don't like to here on a date?
Being ungrateful and unappreciative... Talking about long-term commitment too soon... Unloading all the baggage from ex's... Asking 20 questions in a row.. Those who try to buy your attention and affection.. Giving me all the power (letting me choose everyting).. and asking "How do you feel about us"
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anything about sex, finding out you have baggage, about your attatchment to your ex.. you have female "friends" your still friendly with your exs., theyre familes etc. ( other than baby mommas).. you have a small penis. Your interested in the waitress.. You and your ex girlfriend frequented this resturant.. you pets are called your "son" or "daughter".. The fact that I have a child is "ok" with you... like anyone cares what you think about it.. You drink alot,.. you frequent clubs.. you use drugs. about your porn habit, or masturbation practices. your bisexual.. asking me over the top personal questions, what was my ex like in bed? asking what i weigh asking for nude pictures your unemployed complaining about how women are materialistic asking when are we going to have sex? you are always with your male friends you frequent strip clubs about your ex who was a model (like we care) hearing your best friend is number one over any woman talking about how you can never be tamed can you pay half? hearing how you think you drive better when your f*cked up waiting for you to get off your cell with your friends your texting the whole time what does your sister look like? is your mom as hot as you? are you wearing panties? im a rapper i went to art school im a mommas boy im married i live with my parents im on probation i just got out of drug treatement i live in a halfway house i am a sex offender im going through a divorce i still live with my wife, but shes cool youll have to meet my daughter, and if she likes you then we can date. im moving soon valentines day and christmas are just commercial holidays, i dont celebrate them i want someone to take care of my kids. can i stay at your place tonight? cheesy typical pick up lines pressure about a first kiss talking anout how you really like wmen of another race hearing about who you think is hot you have no concept of a higher power you say "what is NORMAL anyway" you give life advice your mean your only looking for sex you really dont want a relationship ever the list goes on and on Wow....Way too picky....good luck!! |
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anything about sex, finding out you have baggage, about your attatchment to your ex.. you have female "friends" your still friendly with your exs., theyre familes etc. ( other than baby mommas).. you have a small penis. Your interested in the waitress.. You and your ex girlfriend frequented this resturant.. you pets are called your "son" or "daughter".. The fact that I have a child is "ok" with you... like anyone cares what you think about it.. You drink alot,.. you frequent clubs.. you use drugs. about your porn habit, or masturbation practices. your bisexual.. asking me over the top personal questions, what was my ex like in bed? asking what i weigh asking for nude pictures your unemployed complaining about how women are materialistic asking when are we going to have sex? you are always with your male friends you frequent strip clubs about your ex who was a model (like we care) hearing your best friend is number one over any woman talking about how you can never be tamed can you pay half? hearing how you think you drive better when your f*cked up waiting for you to get off your cell with your friends your texting the whole time what does your sister look like? is your mom as hot as you? are you wearing panties? im a rapper i went to art school im a mommas boy im married i live with my parents im on probation i just got out of drug treatement i live in a halfway house i am a sex offender im going through a divorce i still live with my wife, but shes cool youll have to meet my daughter, and if she likes you then we can date. im moving soon valentines day and christmas are just commercial holidays, i dont celebrate them i want someone to take care of my kids. can i stay at your place tonight? cheesy typical pick up lines pressure about a first kiss talking anout how you really like wmen of another race hearing about who you think is hot you have no concept of a higher power you say "what is NORMAL anyway" you give life advice your mean your only looking for sex you really dont want a relationship ever the list goes on and on Ouch.. that is pretty picky no? Ha ha
Do you carry a note pad with you to check these off on the date too? He he... Probably should.. thinkin about it.. |
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anything about sex, finding out you have baggage, about your attatchment to your ex.. you have female "friends" your still friendly with your exs., theyre familes etc. ( other than baby mommas).. you have a small penis. Your interested in the waitress.. You and your ex girlfriend frequented this resturant.. you pets are called your "son" or "daughter".. The fact that I have a child is "ok" with you... like anyone cares what you think about it.. You drink alot,.. you frequent clubs.. you use drugs. about your porn habit, or masturbation practices. your bisexual.. asking me over the top personal questions, what was my ex like in bed? asking what i weigh asking for nude pictures your unemployed complaining about how women are materialistic asking when are we going to have sex? you are always with your male friends you frequent strip clubs about your ex who was a model (like we care) hearing your best friend is number one over any woman talking about how you can never be tamed can you pay half? hearing how you think you drive better when your f*cked up waiting for you to get off your cell with your friends your texting the whole time what does your sister look like? is your mom as hot as you? are you wearing panties? im a rapper i went to art school im a mommas boy im married i live with my parents im on probation i just got out of drug treatement i live in a halfway house i am a sex offender im going through a divorce i still live with my wife, but shes cool youll have to meet my daughter, and if she likes you then we can date. im moving soon valentines day and christmas are just commercial holidays, i dont celebrate them i want someone to take care of my kids. can i stay at your place tonight? cheesy typical pick up lines pressure about a first kiss talking anout how you really like wmen of another race hearing about who you think is hot you have no concept of a higher power you say "what is NORMAL anyway" you give life advice your mean your only looking for sex you really dont want a relationship ever the list goes on and on damn knock that sh1t out
Im sorry.
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