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Topic: Dates
lilith401's photo
Mon 05/18/09 09:32 AM
Asian condoms are cheap, you know I saw them on sale at the pharmacy!!!

RKISIT's photo
Mon 05/18/09 09:33 AM
i guess really loud farts don't bother women on a dateslaphead

earthytaurus76's photo
Mon 05/18/09 09:34 AM


anything about sex,
finding out you have baggage,
about your attatchment to your ex..
you have female "friends"
your still friendly with your exs., theyre familes etc. ( other than baby mommas)..
you have a small penis.
Your interested in the waitress..
You and your ex girlfriend frequented this resturant..
you pets are called your "son" or "daughter"..
The fact that I have a child is "ok" with you... like anyone cares what you think about it..
You drink alot,..
you frequent clubs..
you use drugs.
about your porn habit, or masturbation practices.
your bisexual..
asking me over the top personal questions,
what was my ex like in bed?
asking what i weigh
asking for nude pictures
your unemployed
complaining about how women are materialistic
asking when are we going to have sex?
you are always with your male friends
you frequent strip clubs
about your ex who was a model (like we care)
hearing your best friend is number one over any woman
talking about how you can never be tamed
can you pay half?
hearing how you think you drive better when your f*cked up
waiting for you to get off your cell with your friends
your texting the whole time
what does your sister look like?
is your mom as hot as you?
are you wearing panties?
im a rapper
i went to art school
im a mommas boy
im married
i live with my parents
im on probation
i just got out of drug treatement
i live in a halfway house
i am a sex offender
im going through a divorce
i still live with my wife, but shes cool
youll have to meet my daughter, and if she likes you then we can date.
im moving soon
valentines day and christmas are just commercial holidays, i dont celebrate them
i want someone to take care of my kids.
can i stay at your place tonight?
cheesy typical pick up lines
pressure about a first kiss
talking anout how you really like wmen of another race
hearing about who you think is hot
you have no concept of a higher power
you say "what is NORMAL anyway"
you give life advice
your mean
your only looking for sex
you really dont want a relationship ever

the list goes on and on

what about a really loud fartfrown


laugh laugh laugh

Id flip

earthytaurus76's photo
Mon 05/18/09 09:34 AM
laugh

Asian condoms are cheap, you know I saw them on sale at the pharmacy!!!

metalwing's photo
Mon 05/18/09 09:35 AM
There are some smart girls on this thread. Glad I tuned in. LOL

no photo
Mon 05/18/09 09:59 AM
wow some list.... but hey I can see that happening . And I have had women do that very same list to me... It takes all kinds . And each and everyone one of us has our own viewpoints as to what is acceptable and when its acceptable.. There was nothing wrong imo... of her list.

earthytaurus76's photo
Mon 05/18/09 10:34 AM

wow some list.... but hey I can see that happening . And I have had women do that very same list to me... It takes all kinds . And each and everyone one of us has our own viewpoints as to what is acceptable and when its acceptable.. There was nothing wrong imo... of her list.


lol.. thanks, well.. dealbreakers, red flags.. some things I just cant have around me. My gut instinct tells me alot.

I was serious too when I said Ive experienced most of those. I like a date to be light, and getting to know oneanother.
Dates are awesome, cos you get an opportunity to understand what the other persons about.

I truly believe a first impression is a lasting one. Ive dated all kinds.. its fun, but a real interviewing process. Im selective whom I befriend as well. Its a good thing Im so independant. lol

PATSFAN's photo
Mon 05/18/09 11:35 AM
I'm sorry to cut this short but my wife is calling me I've got to go, call melaugh

PATSFAN's photo
Mon 05/18/09 11:36 AM

Asian condoms are cheap, you know I saw them on sale at the pharmacy!!!


The Dollar store, much cheaper.


Or BJ"slaugh

Riding_Dubz's photo
Mon 05/18/09 11:37 AM

What is the most common thing women don't like to here on a date?:wink: drinker happy :wink:


your payin for this right huh huh huh

MelodyGirl's photo
Mon 05/18/09 11:46 AM
I definately don't want to hear about baggage, ex's, and his problems, but more importantly, it's not what I hear but what I DON'T hear.

If he can't carry on an intelligent conversation then I would probably try to pick up on the hot waiter! whoa

If he manages catches my attention cerebrally then I will probably get turned on and start talking about sex! pitchfork :laughing:

SimplyElla's photo
Mon 05/18/09 11:53 AM

anything about sex,
finding out you have baggage,
about your attatchment to your ex..
you have female "friends"
your still friendly with your exs., theyre familes etc. ( other than baby mommas)..
you have a small penis.
Your interested in the waitress..
You and your ex girlfriend frequented this resturant..
you pets are called your "son" or "daughter"..
The fact that I have a child is "ok" with you... like anyone cares what you think about it..
You drink alot,..
you frequent clubs..
you use drugs.
about your porn habit, or masturbation practices.
your bisexual..
asking me over the top personal questions,
what was my ex like in bed?
asking what i weigh
asking for nude pictures
your unemployed
complaining about how women are materialistic
asking when are we going to have sex?
you are always with your male friends
you frequent strip clubs
about your ex who was a model (like we care)
hearing your best friend is number one over any woman
talking about how you can never be tamed
can you pay half?
hearing how you think you drive better when your f*cked up
waiting for you to get off your cell with your friends
your texting the whole time
what does your sister look like?
is your mom as hot as you?
are you wearing panties?
im a rapper
i went to art school
im a mommas boy
im married
i live with my parents
im on probation
i just got out of drug treatement
i live in a halfway house
i am a sex offender
im going through a divorce
i still live with my wife, but shes cool
youll have to meet my daughter, and if she likes you then we can date.
im moving soon
valentines day and christmas are just commercial holidays, i dont celebrate them
i want someone to take care of my kids.
can i stay at your place tonight?
cheesy typical pick up lines
pressure about a first kiss
talking anout how you really like wmen of another race
hearing about who you think is hot
you have no concept of a higher power
you say "what is NORMAL anyway"
you give life advice
your mean
your only looking for sex
you really dont want a relationship ever

the list goes on and on



huh Ouch.. that is pretty picky no? Ha ha
Do you carry a note pad with you to check these off on the date too? He he...

Riding_Dubz's photo
Mon 05/18/09 11:55 AM

anything about sex,
finding out you have baggage,
about your attatchment to your ex..
you have female "friends"
your still friendly with your exs., theyre familes etc. ( other than baby mommas)..
you have a small penis.
Your interested in the waitress..
You and your ex girlfriend frequented this resturant..
you pets are called your "son" or "daughter"..
The fact that I have a child is "ok" with you... like anyone cares what you think about it..
You drink alot,..
you frequent clubs..
you use drugs.
about your porn habit, or masturbation practices.
your bisexual..
asking me over the top personal questions,
what was my ex like in bed?
asking what i weigh
asking for nude pictures
your unemployed
complaining about how women are materialistic
asking when are we going to have sex?
you are always with your male friends
you frequent strip clubs
about your ex who was a model (like we care)
hearing your best friend is number one over any woman
talking about how you can never be tamed
can you pay half?
hearing how you think you drive better when your f*cked up
waiting for you to get off your cell with your friends
your texting the whole time
what does your sister look like?
is your mom as hot as you?
are you wearing panties?
im a rapper
i went to art school
im a mommas boy
im married
i live with my parents
im on probation
i just got out of drug treatement
i live in a halfway house
i am a sex offender
im going through a divorce
i still live with my wife, but shes cool
youll have to meet my daughter, and if she likes you then we can date.
im moving soon
valentines day and christmas are just commercial holidays, i dont celebrate them
i want someone to take care of my kids.
can i stay at your place tonight?
cheesy typical pick up lines
pressure about a first kiss
talking anout how you really like wmen of another race
hearing about who you think is hot
you have no concept of a higher power
you say "what is NORMAL anyway"
you give life advice
your mean
your only looking for sex
you really dont want a relationship ever

the list goes on and on




damn knock that sh1t out laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

SimplyElla's photo
Mon 05/18/09 11:58 AM

What is the most common thing women don't like to here on a date?:wink: drinker happy :wink:


Being ungrateful and unappreciative... Talking about long-term commitment too soon... Unloading all the baggage from ex's... Asking 20 questions in a row.. Those who try to buy your attention and affection.. Giving me all the power (letting me choose everyting).. and asking "How do you feel about us" laugh

PATSFAN's photo
Mon 05/18/09 11:59 AM

anything about sex,
finding out you have baggage,
about your attatchment to your ex..
you have female "friends"
your still friendly with your exs., theyre familes etc. ( other than baby mommas)..
you have a small penis.
Your interested in the waitress..
You and your ex girlfriend frequented this resturant..
you pets are called your "son" or "daughter"..
The fact that I have a child is "ok" with you... like anyone cares what you think about it..
You drink alot,..
you frequent clubs..
you use drugs.
about your porn habit, or masturbation practices.
your bisexual..
asking me over the top personal questions,
what was my ex like in bed?
asking what i weigh
asking for nude pictures
your unemployed
complaining about how women are materialistic
asking when are we going to have sex?
you are always with your male friends
you frequent strip clubs
about your ex who was a model (like we care)
hearing your best friend is number one over any woman
talking about how you can never be tamed
can you pay half?
hearing how you think you drive better when your f*cked up
waiting for you to get off your cell with your friends
your texting the whole time
what does your sister look like?
is your mom as hot as you?
are you wearing panties?
im a rapper
i went to art school
im a mommas boy
im married
i live with my parents
im on probation
i just got out of drug treatement
i live in a halfway house
i am a sex offender
im going through a divorce
i still live with my wife, but shes cool
youll have to meet my daughter, and if she likes you then we can date.
im moving soon
valentines day and christmas are just commercial holidays, i dont celebrate them
i want someone to take care of my kids.
can i stay at your place tonight?
cheesy typical pick up lines
pressure about a first kiss
talking anout how you really like wmen of another race
hearing about who you think is hot
you have no concept of a higher power
you say "what is NORMAL anyway"
you give life advice
your mean
your only looking for sex
you really dont want a relationship ever

the list goes on and on




Wow....Way too picky....good luck!!

earthytaurus76's photo
Mon 05/18/09 12:37 PM


anything about sex,
finding out you have baggage,
about your attatchment to your ex..
you have female "friends"
your still friendly with your exs., theyre familes etc. ( other than baby mommas)..
you have a small penis.
Your interested in the waitress..
You and your ex girlfriend frequented this resturant..
you pets are called your "son" or "daughter"..
The fact that I have a child is "ok" with you... like anyone cares what you think about it..
You drink alot,..
you frequent clubs..
you use drugs.
about your porn habit, or masturbation practices.
your bisexual..
asking me over the top personal questions,
what was my ex like in bed?
asking what i weigh
asking for nude pictures
your unemployed
complaining about how women are materialistic
asking when are we going to have sex?
you are always with your male friends
you frequent strip clubs
about your ex who was a model (like we care)
hearing your best friend is number one over any woman
talking about how you can never be tamed
can you pay half?
hearing how you think you drive better when your f*cked up
waiting for you to get off your cell with your friends
your texting the whole time
what does your sister look like?
is your mom as hot as you?
are you wearing panties?
im a rapper
i went to art school
im a mommas boy
im married
i live with my parents
im on probation
i just got out of drug treatement
i live in a halfway house
i am a sex offender
im going through a divorce
i still live with my wife, but shes cool
youll have to meet my daughter, and if she likes you then we can date.
im moving soon
valentines day and christmas are just commercial holidays, i dont celebrate them
i want someone to take care of my kids.
can i stay at your place tonight?
cheesy typical pick up lines
pressure about a first kiss
talking anout how you really like wmen of another race
hearing about who you think is hot
you have no concept of a higher power
you say "what is NORMAL anyway"
you give life advice
your mean
your only looking for sex
you really dont want a relationship ever

the list goes on and on



huh Ouch.. that is pretty picky no? Ha ha
Do you carry a note pad with you to check these off on the date too? He he...


Probably should.. thinkin about it..

earthytaurus76's photo
Mon 05/18/09 12:43 PM


anything about sex,
finding out you have baggage,
about your attatchment to your ex..
you have female "friends"
your still friendly with your exs., theyre familes etc. ( other than baby mommas)..
you have a small penis.
Your interested in the waitress..
You and your ex girlfriend frequented this resturant..
you pets are called your "son" or "daughter"..
The fact that I have a child is "ok" with you... like anyone cares what you think about it..
You drink alot,..
you frequent clubs..
you use drugs.
about your porn habit, or masturbation practices.
your bisexual..
asking me over the top personal questions,
what was my ex like in bed?
asking what i weigh
asking for nude pictures
your unemployed
complaining about how women are materialistic
asking when are we going to have sex?
you are always with your male friends
you frequent strip clubs
about your ex who was a model (like we care)
hearing your best friend is number one over any woman
talking about how you can never be tamed
can you pay half?
hearing how you think you drive better when your f*cked up
waiting for you to get off your cell with your friends
your texting the whole time
what does your sister look like?
is your mom as hot as you?
are you wearing panties?
im a rapper
i went to art school
im a mommas boy
im married
i live with my parents
im on probation
i just got out of drug treatement
i live in a halfway house
i am a sex offender
im going through a divorce
i still live with my wife, but shes cool
youll have to meet my daughter, and if she likes you then we can date.
im moving soon
valentines day and christmas are just commercial holidays, i dont celebrate them
i want someone to take care of my kids.
can i stay at your place tonight?
cheesy typical pick up lines
pressure about a first kiss
talking anout how you really like wmen of another race
hearing about who you think is hot
you have no concept of a higher power
you say "what is NORMAL anyway"
you give life advice
your mean
your only looking for sex
you really dont want a relationship ever

the list goes on and on




damn knock that sh1t out laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


laugh Im sorry.

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