Topic: POSSIBLY the funniest joke on earth
uk1971's photo
Sun 05/17/09 06:03 PM
A Man goes on a trip to China, he arrives, and is hungry.
He goes to a hot dog stand and asks:
"Could I please have a hot dog?"
And The Chines Man Replies
"Noo! We do not have hot dogs here, we have wiener's!"
"Oh! Can I have a wiener then?"
Asks The man
"Sure Here you go"
Replies the chinese man while handing him a hot dog.
The man now needs a donkey, so he goes into the village and finds a store.
"Could I buy a donkey please?"
Asked the man
"Noo! We do not have donkey's here, we have ases'!"
"Oh Could I buy a an ass, please?"
Asked the man
"Sure!" Said the chinese man while handing him a donkey."
The man needs someone to watch the donkey while he eats his hot dog, so he goes up to a girl and asks:
"Will your play with my ass While I eat My wiener?"


Sorry I'm so Immature


coz1976's photo
Sun 05/17/09 06:06 PM
laugh