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Topic: CL
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Sun 05/17/09 05:46 PM
Every now and then I peek at the CL ads for a laugh. I have to share this one with you all.

The headline: Moving to you


The ad:

Can I move to you this week?

Single white femela in need of moving, if you are looking for a wife, we can be great couple!

So please send your PICTURE and tell me who you are:

How old are you:

How tall are you:

What is your job:

What is your education:

Have you any children:

Want to have children:

Where are you living:

What kind of place are you living:

What are you looking for:















I guess this means there'll be no coffee date first?

MeChrissy2's photo
Sun 05/17/09 05:47 PM
Loo, just answer my damn questions and I hate coffee. Come on now, I don't have all day.grumble

PATSFAN's photo
Sun 05/17/09 05:48 PM
flowerforyou I'm happy you have found someoneflowerforyou

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Sun 05/17/09 05:50 PM

Loo, just answer my damn questions and I hate coffee. Come on now, I don't have all day.grumble



scared You're scaring me Chrissy... scared

Gossipmpm's photo
Sun 05/17/09 05:51 PM
Hey
I'm gonna try that!!

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Sun 05/17/09 05:51 PM

flowerforyou I'm happy you have found someoneflowerforyou



Nah, she prefers New England men. I think I'll set you two up.

MeChrissy2's photo
Sun 05/17/09 05:51 PM


Loo, just answer my damn questions and I hate coffee. Come on now, I don't have all day.grumble



scared You're scaring me Chrissy... scared


Don't be scared Loo but I am changing my profile to this. What a way to cut to the chase.laugh

s1owhand's photo
Sun 05/17/09 05:52 PM
i have no place to stay right now. can i stay over at your place
for a few? do you have on-demand?

Eddiemma's photo
Sun 05/17/09 05:52 PM
If you are looking for a wife? that's me ahuh!! -we can be great couple! Really? I want to be a great couple!! Yeaaa! You found the woman for me Waterloo... Hook a brotha up...ha!:laughing:

Yikes,, I thought my woman is supposed to spell better then me?

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Sun 05/17/09 05:53 PM

Hey
I'm gonna try that!!



the sad? scary? thing is she'll probably find some sucker to take her in.

misstina2's photo
Sun 05/17/09 05:53 PM

i have no place to stay right now. can i stay over at your place
for a few? do you have on-demand?
don't forget high speed netflowerforyou

alternativa's photo
Sun 05/17/09 05:58 PM

Every now and then I peek at the CL ads for a laugh. I have to share this one with you all.

The headline: Moving to you


The ad:

Can I move to you this week?

Single white femela in need of moving, if you are looking for a wife, we can be great couple!

So please send your PICTURE and tell me who you are:

How old are you:

How tall are you:

What is your job:

What is your education:

Have you any children:

Want to have children:

Where are you living:

What kind of place are you living:

What are you looking for:















I guess this means there'll be no coffee date first?




Send me a link to her... I had a man on here ask me to move in with him. That was my first contact with him... asking me to move in with him in Texas. They sound perfect for each other.


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Sun 05/17/09 06:01 PM

Send me a link to her... I had a man on here ask me to move in with him. That was my first contact with him... asking me to move in with him in Texas. They sound perfect for each other.



I will if you are serious... laugh

alternativa's photo
Sun 05/17/09 06:04 PM
Yes. He's looking for someone to move in and doesn't care if he doesn't even know her... she's looking to move in and doesn't care if she even knows him... let the crazies be together.

The more the crazies are together, the less crazies for me to sort through.

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Sun 05/17/09 06:11 PM

Yes. He's looking for someone to move in and doesn't care if he doesn't even know her... she's looking to move in and doesn't care if she even knows him... let the crazies be together.

The more the crazies are together, the less crazies for me to sort through.




Your idea is simple and brilliant. You have mail.

s1owhand's photo
Sun 05/17/09 06:14 PM


i have no place to stay right now. can i stay over at your place
for a few? do you have on-demand?
don't forget high speed netflowerforyou


wireless? drool can i use your laptop just to check my mail?
i swear i won't stay on for more than a few minutes or look at porn!

flowerforyou

PATSFAN's photo
Sun 05/17/09 06:18 PM


flowerforyou I'm happy you have found someoneflowerforyou



Nah, she prefers New England men. I think I'll set you two up.




smitten I knew you would come through for mesmitten

SitkaRains's photo
Sun 05/17/09 06:25 PM

Every now and then I peek at the CL ads for a laugh. I have to share this one with you all.

The headline: Moving to you


The ad:

Can I move to you this week?

Single white femela in need of moving, if you are looking for a wife, we can be great couple!

So please send your PICTURE and tell me who you are:

How old are you:

How tall are you:

What is your job:

What is your education:

Have you any children:

Want to have children:

Where are you living:

What kind of place are you living:

What are you looking for

I guess this means there'll be no coffee date first?



Well... sure beats all the rotten coffee we drink first. I guess I wonder what the results of one of these ads would be..rofl

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Sun 05/17/09 06:31 PM

Well... sure beats all the rotten coffee we drink first. I guess I wonder what the results of one of these ads would be..rofl



True love? It probably stands as good a chance as any other absurd attempt people make...

ladywolf9653's photo
Sun 05/17/09 06:33 PM

Well... sure beats all the rotten coffee we drink first. I guess I wonder what the results of one of these ads would be..rofl


It's this decade's version of mail order brides/grooms laugh

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