A man is invited to a fancydress party but is concerned about going
as he has a wooden leg and a bald head.
So he decided to write to a fancydress company to send him some ideas
that will cover his head and his leg .
Two days go by and a package arrives from the company, inside is pirates outfit and a note ,it reads.
Dear sir please find enclosed a pirates outfit , with the bandana to
cover your head and with your wooden leg you'll be perfect as a pirate.
The man is most upset by this because their just pointing out his wooden leg so he writes a letter of complaint to them .
Two days later he recieves another package . Inside there is a another outfit and a note, it reads . dear sir sorry about before
please find enclosed a monks habit.
With the long robe to cover your leg and with your bald head you'll
be perfect as a monk.
This time the man is raging as their just pointing out his bald head!
so this time he writes a really nasty letter of complaint and sends it back.
Another two days pass and he receives another package. Inside there is another note and a jar of syrup.
The note reads dear sir sorry about before please find enclosed a jar of syrup, pour the syrup over your head stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple !!!!!!!!!!!