Topic: Women are like Apples. Men are like Wine
uk1971's photo
Sat 05/16/09 09:14 AM
Edited by uk1971 on Sat 05/16/09 09:15 AM
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid offalling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with women who are good apples,
even those who have already been picked!

Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


So guys - don't be afraid to climb for the good apples!!!!!!


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Sat 05/16/09 09:21 AM
drinks :banana: drinks :banana: drinks :banana:

STARTRAVELER's photo
Sat 05/16/09 09:24 AM
Your a funny man!

Roco's photo
Sat 05/16/09 09:29 AM
Edited by Roco on Sat 05/16/09 09:30 AM
chardonnay -- i would be, cause i'm a bit fruity...and any old apple i would do..

roco

Down2earthdebbie's photo
Sat 05/16/09 09:37 AM
NOPE I am like FINE WINE I get better with AGE! :wink:

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 05/16/09 09:45 AM
pfft, im not wasting my time changing anyone, come correct, or get lost. Im comfortable with silence, or alone if need be.