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| Topic: Is it hormones or just stupidity? | |
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Oooohhh I love that pain!!!
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Maybe she was walking you through it because she thought you were good looking. Not all of us go for the built like a body builder types. And yes you are a good writer. You could try my work out routine; weeding the neighbors yards. Little hard on the arthritis but sure slims down the old body.
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it's called memory loss.
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 best workout in the world is sex. i have no time for Nordic Track,StairMaster or Nautilus. be seeing you Exercising one arm isn't much of a workout be sawing you  lol |
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best workout in the world is sex. i have no time for Nordic Track,StairMaster or Nautilus. be seeing you Exercising one arm isn't much of a workout be sawing you lol  not bad be seeing you
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best workout in the world is sex. i have no time for Nordic Track,StairMaster or Nautilus. be seeing you Exercising one arm isn't much of a workout be sawing you lol not bad be seeing you Okay, that did make me laugh! 
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Can I get a big greasy double cheeseburger to go with my gravy fries?
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Can I get a big greasy double cheeseburger to go with my gravy fries? Should I actually bother eating that or just attach it straight to my backside? |
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Does this squad car I'm being arrested on make my ass look fat?
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Does this squad car I'm being arrested on make my ass look fat? ...and it all just comes full circle! LMAO! (Oh hey! That's almost a pun!) |
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Oh and I want 3 chocolate bauvarian cream filled donuts for dessert please.
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I've been through this cycle 3 times now with the same results... Started working out again yesterday. Guys, you know what happened... A nice woman takes me through the circuit even though I've already told her I'm familiar with the machines and contrary to my doper looks, I can read... We go through each one, light weight. She's telling me, go easy, use minimal weight and get back in the swing, make sure you're doing it correctly for maximum focus. She's gone through the circuit with me and tells me if I want, I can go through on my own. Now, I know I heard her correctly as I've reposted it here... What did my brain hear? "hey fatty fat fat, you don't have much time to get in shape, you won't feel a thing tomorrow, put as much as you want on the machine and go for it, make sure you're doing it correctly for maximum focus." Damned hormones only let me hear one thing... As I'm feeling the burn (Hmmm, don't remember hearing her say anything about burn), my brain is using that old adage, "No pain, no gain" or "No brain, no pain" or "Old man, don't strain", something like that. Last night, I went out and I'm thinking, "Congrats, you're getting back on track. Come summer, you'll look decent, it wasn't as bad as that nice woman said it might be" (foggy memory hearing the words "you'll probably be hurting a little tomorrow"). The night goes on and still no pain. I'm thinking "Hell yeah, you did it right this time and you're not as old and out of shape as you thought you were", tonight was fun. I go to sleep pretty quick. Time to wake up... "I can't feel my arms, oh, wait, there they,,,, holy sh*t" Foggy memories of her words coming clear as a bell now... "You'll probably be hurting a little tomorrow" Trying to remember if she said something more like,,, "If you act like a dumb@ss, you will be in extreme pain tomorrow" I'm thinking that might be what she said... Today might be a good day to quit smoking since I can barely move my arms,,, think I'll just set the food on the table and plop my face in it and hope for the best...     
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Does this squad car I'm being arrested on make my ass look fat? Yes,an if you been in the back seats,which are plastic now,have fun sliding for on side to the other Fun ride
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Great story man. Well written too. I had the same problem last week, except I didn't have the pretty lady to walk me through it. I got so sore it took days and dyas to go away. Hopefully I can return next time without the harsh side effects. |
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that's the reason why when my brain gives me 2 choices,work out or nap,i choose nap
i wake up feeling great
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