Tell him he has to recite a Shakespeare love sonnet before you agree to
do the horizontal bop.

Tell him his brother is a better lay.

Tell him his sister is better in bed than his brother is.

Take the remote control apart and damage the circuit board inside. Put
the remote back together. Smile sweetly while he goes nuts.

Create an email account in his best friend's name. Email him suggestive
letters and sign it, Love, Floyd.

Rub his stomach. Say "Bhudda, Bhudda, bring me luck."

Fake an orgasm while riding in the car and stopped at a stop sign.
Double points if the car is parked outside his favorite bar.

Subscribe to Woman's World, Cosmo and Redbook. Make the subscription in
his name.

Clean his tools with his favorite shirt.

Give him all kinds of fabulous promises about the best blowjob he's ever
had. Just before you start, say "DAMMIT! Chipped a tooth. Oh well, it
won't matter."

Tell him you've invited some friends over to play strip poker. Then say
that his golf/fishing/hunting/poker/drinking/etc. buddies should be here
any minute.

Tell him you've always wanted to be a man and you finally have enough
money saved up for the operation. Triple points awarded if you say it in
front of his parents.

Tell him you want to be closer to him all the time, so from now on your
gonna use ONLY his razors to shave your legs.

Burn his favorite meal, three times in a row. Make a salad in it's
place.

Tie him to the bed. Paint his toenails bright red.

Tie him to the bed. Put on your sexiest lingerie. Do a striptease for
him. Then have a long, heart-to-heart talk with him.

Tie him to the bed. Put on an adult movie with the sound on and the
screen turned at an angle that makes it VERY difficult to see.

Call your mom. While he's listening, invite her to move in with you.

Buy 1 ticket to his favorite, sold-out sporting event. Say "It was the
last one, but to prevent any hard feelings, I'll just tear it up so we
don't have to decide who goes." Burn the ticket.

Out of the blue, look him straight in the eye and say, "It doesn't
matter." Ignore him for 30 minutes.

Tell him your pregnant and you *think-> he's the father.

While he's sleeping, Super Glue his **** to his leg. Say "I was worried
it might fall off and you'd lose it."

Write a letter to another guy during sex.

Tell him you shoved $200 in $1s into a Chippendale dancer's shorts the
last time you went out for a night on the town with the girls.

I reckon that should work but ya know if you walk around talking like
forrest Gump for a week it proves interest ing ,also

not one of those would pizz me of ..... MUCH .. lmao .. great one thx
for the giggles ... :)

I laughed the whole time i was reading it!!

love it

Say to him,
'Is it in yet?'