.....I'm a Scientist......NOT a Docter!!

......I can'...hold her....any longer......Capt........!!!..

Right...bet your all excited about the new movie coming out huh?

....she'...falling apart at the seams......Capt.!!!.......

Damn it! Spoc.I can't even go to the bathroom without something going haywire.Consider yourself lucky that I did not get any pee stains on my spotless uniform.This is the finest ship in thee entire fleet.If I so much as see a light flicker I will have U ejected from the ship w/ the next waste dump.

Dammit Scotty!....We MUST make it to the next star system immmediately or else we'll run out of dylithium chrystals!....And you no what happens if we run out of
DYLITHIUM CHRYSTALS????!!!!!!

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.


There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.

Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.


It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engineer, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!

Ye cannot change the script Jim.
Och, #!*& Jimmy.

It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.

Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.

...It was like a Trekkie convention as soon as I walked in, some kind of weird person with a bald head and pointy ears chuckled in the distance at some sort of mobile phone another one in yellow was holding. 'What a bunch of odd characters', I remember thinking...then at last the hit of acid I took a half hour ago kicked in and I was off to Oz.

That was awesome!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

crap!!

that's gonna be stuck in my head for weeks!!

you bastard

Haha

Listen to this one instead then..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA

You would have thought with all of this marvelous technology the future holds in store for us, they could have found a spaceship that was powered on something other than delithium crystals which is the rarest substance in the universe. Who was paying for all of that? The space exploration fairy?

Hahaha, those videos were wonderful! XD