BLIND WAL-MART CLERK (a fishing story?) A woman goes into Wal-Mart to
buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which
one to get, so she just grabs one, and goes over to the counter. A
Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark sunglasses. She says,
"Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He
says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter
anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a
Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB test line. It's a good all around combination,
and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing
that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the
counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on
the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down
to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is embarrassed,
but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell who it was.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please. " The
woman is totally confused. "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for
$20.00? How did you get $34.50?" "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is
$20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

lmao


now that was damn funny

Man! Thats good!

Ouch