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Topic: the preacher and the parrot
MynDLash Joined Sun 08/27/06 Posts: 245	Sun 10/01/06 12:40 PM
there was this preacher who would always take his parrot to church with him so, the preacher began preaching and about 30 minutes later the parrot jumped up and said, "DAMN! it's hot in here!" the preacher turned and told the parrot that "this is the house of the lord and there shall be no cursing here" so he went on preaching and about another 30-45minutes the parrot yelled, "HOLY SHIT! is it hot in here!" so the preacher took the parrot off to the side and told him, "i dun told u once, this is the house of the lord and u will not curse in the church and if u do so again i will ring ur neck!" so again the preacher preached and again the parrot screamed out, "GODDAMN IT IS SO HOT IN HERE!" so the preacher took him by the neck and started swinging him around and around his head, when the parrot finally said, "WHEW, FEEL THAT FUCKING BREEZE!" lol, this was always my favorite!

4fun06 Joined Sun 08/20/06 Posts: 4618	Sun 10/01/06 03:07 PM
smiles.......................

sheena Joined Sun 09/17/06 Posts: 87	Sun 10/01/06 03:58 PM
thats funny

will6 Joined Thu 09/07/06 Posts: 1212	Sun 10/01/06 04:18 PM
lol!!

PublicAnimalNo9 Joined Mon 09/04/06 Posts: 6278	Sun 10/01/06 09:05 PM
lmmfaooooooooooooo oh man ty MynD..that was one of the funniest jokes I've heard in years..I can't stop laffing..hard to type this with the tears in my eyes

4fun06 Joined Sun 08/20/06 Posts: 4618	Sun 10/01/06 10:24 PM
i like that.

4fun06 Joined Sun 08/20/06 Posts: 4618	Sun 10/01/06 10:26 PM
smiles............ i like that!!

angelsidra Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 5	Thu 10/05/06 10:18 AM
lmao

Sportychic Joined Sat 09/30/06 Posts: 384	Thu 10/05/06 04:14 PM
lol

dylux35 Joined Wed 09/27/06 Posts: 240	Mon 10/09/06 08:38 AM
LMAO!

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Fri 10/02/09 04:24 PM
there was this preacher who would always take his parrot to church with him so, the preacher began preaching and about 30 minutes later the parrot jumped up and said, "DAMN! it's hot in here!" the preacher turned and told the parrot that "this is the house of the lord and there shall be no cursing here" so he went on preaching and about another 30-45minutes the parrot yelled, "HOLY **! is it hot in here!" so the preacher took the parrot off to the side and told him, "i dun told u once, this is the house of the lord and u will not curse in the church and if u do so again i will ring ur neck!" so again the preacher preached and again the parrot screamed out, "GODDAMN IT IS SO HOT IN HERE!" so the preacher took him by the neck and started swinging him around and around his head, when the parrot finally said, "WHEW, FEEL THAT **ING BREEZE!" lol, this was always my favorite! This one was way funny!!!!!!!!!

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