Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 38 | |
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Wow! I didn't know levis came in 72 inch waist and 22 inch length. I think I found a denim cover for my outdoor grille.
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THEY ARE EVERYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHERE!!!
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Dear diary.......its going to cost at least $500 airfare to go to cali from here........
I wonder how much to drive????? |
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Pesky fly? Who needs a flyswatter when you got girlfreind from wisconsins ronald mcdonald shoe!
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dear diary.........Im analyzing again but then again Im usually RIGHT Sooooooooooooooooooooo
When a guy looks at your profile and he is recently single and looking for a great time etc........... Usually tells me he was JUST DUMPED BECAUSE HE WAS AN ASSHEAD.......and I dont want him anyways........... |
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BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEFT OVERS!!!!
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You know what they call a 335 pound girl from wisconsin with a tongue ring? Black n decker pecker wrecker.
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Sorry, those hubcap size earrings are not going to make your fat ass look smaller.
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Dear diary.......if you were the opposite sex what would you be/????? a whore or a goody goody???
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??????????? |
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If I was a guy..............I would be a man whore!!! and then I would be on the maury povich show trying to figure out if I am the father!!!
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Im sooooooooooooooooooooo BAD!!!! SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!
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Edited by
Gypsy41
on
Wed 05/13/09 12:33 AM
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chinese people eat lots of rice dammit!!!
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dear diary...........I sense heavy flossing!!! but does anyone really care about my job?????
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pickles
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pickles |
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Bananas
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Dear diary.........I wonder if Im going anywhere tomorrow?????
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nope your not
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Gypsy
{{{jason}}} |
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