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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 38 | |
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And since I've been through these retainer contracts before with gypsy in august- bowls of green M&Ms are so cliche- let's see- gypsys retainer contract dictates that there be diet coke on ice, warm peoke tea of suitable brand available, fresh salmon, vegatables, and fruit available in season by dictation. Bikers retainer includes evian, favorable local beers, steamed towels when applicable, fresh fruit, and gypsy and I will share a hot tub and any south american dark cacoa chocolate that may become available. I love it when our needs are met! Can you tell I've been on a retainer before? Color of limosine? You mean I get to choose a color? I laughed my ass off the first time I got asked that. I joked that a tan limosine would match my brown belt. Guess what showed up? Crazy brian picked on me all night cause we got a tan limo. Brian was my grip.
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If you were here with me now..would you A)Cuddle...B)kiss...or C)caress????
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Hey gypsy! Where are you riding to on my bike? Wanna pick me up a pack of smokes on the way? Please? I will fix your computer. I have a really big hammer.
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And since I've been through these retainer contracts before with gypsy in august- bowls of green M&Ms are so cliche- let's see- gypsys retainer contract dictates that there be diet coke on ice, warm peoke tea of suitable brand available, fresh salmon, vegatables, and fruit available in season by dictation. Bikers retainer includes evian, favorable local beers, steamed towels when applicable, fresh fruit, and gypsy and I will share a hot tub and any south american dark cacoa chocolate that may become available. I love it when our needs are met! Can you tell I've been on a retainer before? Color of limosine? You mean I get to choose a color? I laughed my ass off the first time I got asked that. I joked that a tan limosine would match my brown belt. Guess what showed up? Crazy brian picked on me all night cause we got a tan limo. Brian was my grip.  I think the only limo I was in was black....and dont forget the wine!!!  
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Hey gypsy! Where are you riding to on my bike? Wanna pick me up a pack of smokes on the way? Please? I will fix your computer. I have a really big hammer. |
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If you were here with me now..would you A)Cuddle...B)kiss...or C)caress???? |
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WANTS CANTALOUPE????
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Longhair..I'm sure you are a nice guy but i do not swing that way.I don't judge you for being gay though...live your life free my man!
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Shocking!!!
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Oh my! How could I forget the wines? One bottle italian white sweet- sunday. One bottle german reissling- monday. One bottle california merlot- tuesday. One bottle french rhein dry- wednesday. One bottle aged local expensive sangria- thursday. Box of cheap hangover sh!t- friday!
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Oh my! How could I forget the wines? One bottle italian white sweet- sunday. One bottle german reissling- monday. One bottle california merlot- tuesday. One bottle french rhein dry- wednesday. One bottle aged local expensive sangria- thursday. Box of cheap hangover sh!t- friday!
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I'm trying to think of the funniest stuff we have had written into a retainer contract over the years. Besides the green M&Ms. The tan limo was funny. I already told you the crazy brian story where the band as a joke wrote in a retainer for a butler to serve brian cheap whiskey in a tumbler glass all day. That guy hated us. Lots of laughs. Let's see- rental car and access to hardees breakfast menu was funny. We had a priest come in on retainer on a sunday morning and give mass. That was different. We put a jar full of condoms in our room as a joke and got them. Still got some of them. Whoops! Did I say that?
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Dear diary.....I havent been a prima donna all day!!!
Lets see........I would want: a daily massage or rub down with scented oils chocolate dipped strawberries and a vat of whip cream and cheese/meat plate Champagne a hot tub a hair stylist |
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Oh and I want somebody to brush out the matts in my cats fur!!!
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I love retainers. Just be careful what you ask for. You just might get it! Biggest greasiest burger in town delivered. #1? Yeah- pizzas delivered. #2? Extra towels. #3? Certain foods and drinks. #4? Clothes actually. Cheap T shirts.
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 Dear diary.........I forgot about my x ray appointment yesterday soooooooooooooooo somebody PLEASE REMIND ME TO GO ON THURSDAY MORNING AT 11 AM!!!! I CANT MISS THIS ONE!!!
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I love retainers. Just be careful what you ask for. You just might get it! Biggest greasiest burger in town delivered. #1? Yeah- pizzas delivered. #2? Extra towels. #3? Certain foods and drinks. #4? Clothes actually. Cheap T shirts.
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Longhair..I'm sure you are a nice guy but i do not swing that way.I don't judge you for being gay though...live your life free my man!  
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How do we know dog food taste good...who tries it?
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