Sooo..after the slew of recent blogs, and having about three weeks view
time under my belt, I figured it was time to change my profile some.

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I've been on a diet and am down to 842lbs. .. I'm not 5'10 but 5'3.
I used to be blonde but am now grey with yellow roots. Looks great as my
hair is now down to my knees. (and almost meets my )
I'm looking for a rich man who can keep my world in the manner to which
I have become accustomed. I'm ready to rush headlong into a relationship
with the first man that pays me some attention and willing to share my
toothbrush and fudge flavoured toothpaste on the first date. (As long as
he doesn't mind dogs hair mixed in)
I'm obnoxious and loud with no regard for anybody but myself, but know
how to party hearty. I can cook, as long as a microwave is involved -
and it's not too far from my chair and TV screen.
Sexually, I'm a human dynamo, (my last lover has still not been found -
but I'm thinking he may be stuck between ribs 9 and 10) And be warned,
if you find something sticky, it's probably the twinkie I lost in 1986,
so please return it.

I'm looking for...

A man. preferably breathing.

tee hee he he

what do you think?

OOOO baby you are turnin me on.....LOL Well hello!

hmmm you are kidding I hope

hmmmmm am I? well good to see I can still turn your head lake!

mmmmmmmmmm... i dont know what to say id say through that the twinky
part is kinda descusting

I'll share it with you if you find it

That ought to get you alot of attention...

aaahhhhhh... no thanks ill pass lol

that was really funny I liked it maybe I should do that lol

do tell! :)

tell what lol

sorry was talking to teddy! lol