Topic: Turpentine vs Holy Water
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Thu 05/07/09 03:02 PM

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine,
Shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest
Came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the
world; it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant
woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub
It on a cat's a**, he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

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Thu 05/07/09 03:20 PM
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Thu 05/07/09 03:24 PM


A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine,
Shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest
Came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the
world; it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant
woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub
It on a cat's a**, he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
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