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She sleeps with every body you ever known. She beats the crap of you for no reason but she thinks it's fun. She thinks she can kill you and every one and get a way with it just cause she a woman. She thinks she is better then every one you ever met or will meet. She calls / text you every day and every five seconds just to see where your at and who your with. She doesn't take no for an answer. She loves having sex with you but doesn't want to have any kids with you. She wants to rape you but you never knew about it. She rather kill you if she can't have you no body else can. She thinks she knows all your favorite foods. She dress you every which way she likes. She wants her friends to sleep with you and she wants to be come a part of it just for laughs. She wants you to become the next porn star but you refuse. She runs you off the road, saying oh sorry I was just trying to give you your lunch and a kiss good bye. She has a tracker on you. She pages you 1,900 times a day and if you don't respond to at least the 900 of those pages she will think you've been cheating on her. She goes hunting with you and your friends so she can keep and eye on you. She slaps you and beats the whole hell of you and when friends and family question you and you go to answer she replys he was in a bar fight and won. When she tired to kill you when you went to eat her food and you end up in the ER and she ask the doctor is he dead yet.. she get's piss and starts having crazy sex with you thinking that would help kill you faster. She pre program all of your radio stations to what she likes to listen to so you never miss her. She pre programs your cell phone while your online playing games, so every number you call goes back to her. She gets her boobs done just so you won't ever look at any other woman again. She has you marry both her and her friends, so your one happy family and will never feel the need to cheat on her or her friends. sounds like all the women i've ever known... 
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if 'she' has a wiener.
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if they,,, won't stay over night... only call during certain times (I don't give a damn if it is cheaper after 9PM, give a couple minutes of peak minute calling to show you are real) if they can't do anything on weekend nights if they have their phone turned "off" every time they are with you if they can't take a call in front of you if they have to "think" about a lot of answers to simple questions if they spin you around like a bullfighter just as you walk in some place any other contributions? this is great. i have logical answers for pretty much all of them... -overnight- i won't leave my baby (my favorite truck) sitting outside all night unless i'm in it. -after 9pm- i don't have many anytime minutes because when i got my plan i had a work cell that i used during the day. don't anymore. -weekends- that's when car stuff is going on. and bars have the best specials during the week anyway -phone off- well, i keep mine on silent or vibrate on a date. i'm there with the chick, not whoever might be calling -take a call- it's just rude to take a call when you're out on a date. texting is ok in moderation imo -think about simple answers- i just don't like talking about myself. a lot of guys don't. -spin you around- nah, i wouldn't do that |
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if 'she' has a wiener. 
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