mom calls the husband a "b*stard"

and then the dad calls the wife a "b*tch"

and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b*tch and a b*stard?"

and the mom says "well, a b*tch is a lady and a b*stard is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and
hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says
"sh*t"


and billy said "Dad, whats sh*t"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, sh*t is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts
her finger and says "f*ck!"


and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f*ck?"

"Well billy f*ck is a way of cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello b*tches and b*stards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping sh*t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen
f*cking the Turkey"

oh my

ROFLMAO....children....

Did the guests stay very long? (ha ha)

so funny! i was kind of depressed today. i really needed that.

damn good joke thanks