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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 33 | |
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French kisses her poodle.
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humps random rose bushes
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Hey man! I use protection!
 Has a merry-go-round fetish. |
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does't know how to run on a slip and slide
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can't open doors...... not even the automated ones
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lost a race to a rock.
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overfed and killed his pet rock
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is a used car sellsman
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sushi
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owns a crabbing boat
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lives in that dumpster back there, yeah, back there, behind the erotic dance club.. see it?
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raises midgets
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Tata propeller batteries are running low. Shoulda used Energizer.
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is friends with the energizer bunny
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Did I say, "bunny"? I meant to say, "Rabbit".
 Linda plans to change her name to just a symbol. She wants us to called her, "The poster formerly known as LindaJL56". |
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wants learn how to train lobsters for the olympics
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teaches clown surfing
careful so their big shoes don't get wet! |
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trains penguins to bodysurf
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Speaks parselmouth and can talk to snakes.
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Rents out advertising space on her earlobes.
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