Topic: Do These "Genes" Make My Butt Look Big?
sexymami7979's photo
Tue 05/05/09 04:36 PM

I'd add a mute button.
rofl rofl rofl rofl

I was so thinking that as well...

MeChrissy2's photo
Tue 05/05/09 04:37 PM



as a foreigner can i still take the fifth?


Can I answer for you?flowerforyou


u have my vote by proxy biggrin


*Using her best gayfifer voice* I would genetically alter the opposite sex by adding a penis, thereby increasing my selection pool. *taking a bow* Well was I close?flowerforyou

no photo
Tue 05/05/09 04:38 PM
Edited by gayfifer on Tue 05/05/09 04:41 PM
yeehah uv got it in one baby love

take a curtsie


now i wouldn't want u to push my luck with specifics (dimensions etc)rofl

no photo
Tue 05/05/09 04:41 PM
I'd add a toggle switch with turn on/off capability on her.
Mostly it would be turned on.:banana: happy

no photo
Tue 05/05/09 04:46 PM
Automatic "Pick yer underwear up off the floor & don't hang it on the doorknob" button...grumble laugh

dlawson12's photo
Tue 05/05/09 04:49 PM

Automatic "Pick yer underwear up off the floor & don't hang it on the doorknob" button...grumble laugh


Ive got that one built in... lol

no photo
Tue 05/05/09 04:49 PM
A low amp fuse, when she started throwing a fit it would blow and she'd shut down til I decide to replace it...

no photo
Tue 05/05/09 04:59 PM
All appendages would be shaped like Summer Sausage...:wink:

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 05/05/09 05:00 PM

If you could genetically alter the opposite sex...what would you change? (Gets popcorn & pulls up a chair laugh )
laugh If I could be a good looking women then yeslaugh

Phuque2's photo
Tue 05/05/09 05:01 PM
All women would come equipped with a drawstringlaugh

artcat's photo
Tue 05/05/09 05:06 PM
Edited by artcat on Tue 05/05/09 05:09 PM

I'd install a GPS...


rofl rofl rofl rofl I'd go with that too......

.....other than that, not a thing. bigsmile


I sure am enjoying this popcorn! laugh

no photo
Tue 05/05/09 05:15 PM
All male bodily fluids would taste like a Peppermint Patty...

TJN's photo
Tue 05/05/09 05:18 PM
Make them all HOT










Oh yea cant forget the mute button

no photo
Tue 05/05/09 05:26 PM

I'd add a mute button.



It would need to be remote control operatable. I'm sure there will be times when I'd like to be able to mute the sound as soon as I enter the room. :tongue:

MeChrissy2's photo
Tue 05/05/09 05:27 PM
Edited by MeChrissy2 on Tue 05/05/09 05:28 PM


I'd add a mute button.



It would need to be remote control operatable. I'm sure there will be times when I'd like to be able to mute the sound as soon as I enter the room. :tongue:


And I'd like to add velcro to their asses so they quit losing the remote and expecting us to find it.:angel:

beachbum069's photo
Tue 05/05/09 05:34 PM



I'd add a mute button.



It would need to be remote control operatable. I'm sure there will be times when I'd like to be able to mute the sound as soon as I enter the room. :tongue:


And I'd like to add velcro to their asses so they quit losing the remote and expecting us to find it.:angel:

that is why we have hairy butts

74Drew's photo
Tue 05/05/09 05:42 PM

If you could genetically alter the opposite sex...what would you change? (Gets popcorn & pulls up a chair laugh )

i don't have time to alter the opposite sex, i'm busy trying to find a way to genetically alter myself.



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74Drew's photo
Tue 05/05/09 05:44 PM
as for the topic title, it's not the genes that make your butt look big, it's your butt that makes your genes look tight.

lol


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Marley's photo
Tue 05/05/09 06:05 PM

If you could genetically alter the opposite sex...what would you change? (Gets popcorn & pulls up a chair laugh )


Good job, Dr. Phil.

Marley's photo
Tue 05/05/09 06:06 PM




as a foreigner can i still take the fifth?


Can I answer for you?flowerforyou


u have my vote by proxy biggrin


*Using her best gayfifer voice* I would genetically alter the opposite sex by adding a penis, thereby increasing my selection pool. *taking a bow* Well was I close?flowerforyou


How ya doin so far?