Topic: FARMERS - BACON & EGGS!!
ToyotaGirl's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:06 AM

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm,
his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little
boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a
smile, and says
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

lady_blues's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:07 AM
laugh laugh laugh LMAO