TOP 20 WAYS TO SAY "YOUR FLY IS OPEN"

20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I cna see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall and your pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows in your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and end to his bell.
13. Pagin Mr Jonson....Paging Mr Johnson.
12. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position.
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building.
9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Dr Lo,b;e jas escaped!
5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of Hillary.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED.

1. I thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts......

You had better close the barn doors or your horse is going to get out.

or I have heard it sad

You had better close the barn doors, because if your horse gets up, he
is going to get out

Your pod bay door is open, Hal.,,like that one...haha

Pod Bay Door Hal

TOOOOOOOO funny!!!
I have to remember that one!!