Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they
pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

"We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
"Of course we do."

"How about medicine for circulation?"
"All kinds "

"Medicine for rheumatism?"
"Definitely."

"How about suppositories?"
"You bet!"

"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
"Yes, a large variety. The works."

"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
"Absolutely."

"Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
"We sure do."

"You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
"All speeds and sizes."

"Adult diapers?"
"Sure."

"We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Very cute!!



Tammy

VERY good....
it actually made me laugh.

I should send it to some friends of mine
they would get a kick out of it.