This is a post for funny "pee pee" stories...when you just had to go and just where and how did you go?

(why not? I think it will be fun)

Ok, here goes one of mine...

I was aout 9 1/2 months pregnant and my late husband was driving me home from a day of shopping...we also stopped to get something to eat and DRINK...needless to say, it wasn't long before i had to pee. Sooo...I kept telling him and he kept teling me "we will be coming into a town soon"...well that town just never showed up and I was dying...so....i was forced to allow him to pull off to the side of the road. I got out and squatted (this is extremly hard when you are 9 1/2 months pregnant) on the driver side behind his door to hide myself...and started to pee...well, after i started he said 'Hurry, someone is coming" ...so I started trying to hurry...well this caused me to spray all over my shoes, my legs , my pants etc...in the meantime I am trying to move closer to car to keep from being seen and heard him say, "hurry, it's a COP"! Well, then I started to cry (you know how us pregnant women are when we are caught with our pants down with piss all over ourself and our shoes...well, he just started laughing...this INFURIATED ME and made me cry more....I finally manged to finish, the cop drove on THANK GOD and I didnt speak to him until my daghter was 4!!!!!!!!!!!

..at least he was nice,i wouldve told you a cop was coming even if there wasnt one..