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Anyone remember reading MAD magazine? Occasionally, they had a "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" which I loved. Here are some examples below:
Q: Did you catch that fish? A: No, I talked him into giving himself up. A: No, I was sitting here minding my own business when the crazy thing jumped into my pail. A: No, it's a plastic model to get people like you to start fascinating conversations. Q: (from a woman just pulled over by a police officer) Did I do something wrong, officer? A: No, today we're giving tickets out for doing things right. A: No, I just got tired of lugging around these heavy summonses so I decided to give some of them away. A: No, I'm giving a ticket to this crazy street because it's going the wrong way. Q: (from a waiter, to a husband and wife) Table for how many? A: A hundred and twelve -- we like to change seats every few minutes. A: One -- my wife will sit on my shoulders. A: I don't know -- I can't count that high, either.   
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Hey tom
Used to love mad Loved spy vs spy Havnt read that in a looking time!!! |
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Those are when you say "Here's your sign!" right after the snappy comeback.
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