Topic: Buy Sexual......
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Sat 05/02/09 04:03 PM



now come on what woman has to pay for sex


Susan Boyle?


Hey! She is freakin awesome! watch it!



Yep! She has had a makeover...

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/susan-boyle-makeover/

krupa's photo
Sat 05/02/09 04:04 PM

Ever heard of a dutch rudder?


No....but, the last time I described the "Roman Helmet", The "German Fist Cake", "The Angry Pirate" and the "Dirty Sanchez"...I got kicked off for a week.

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Sat 05/02/09 04:05 PM
Forgot to answer....Nope, wouldn't pay for sex.

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Sat 05/02/09 04:06 PM






now come on what woman has to pay for sex


Susan Boyle?


Hey! She is freakin awesome! watch it!



susan is 10 a penny round these parts every wedding party has to endure one, just this one's being inflicted on the rest of you, every now and again the public need someone to patronise!


No patronizing dude...I'de f**k her...Hell, I have f**ked uglier ones.


ah u like masculine types? waving :wink: rofl


What's your point? hahahahahahahaha

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Sat 05/02/09 04:09 PM







now come on what woman has to pay for sex


Susan Boyle?


Hey! She is freakin awesome! watch it!



susan is 10 a penny round these parts every wedding party has to endure one, just this one's being inflicted on the rest of you, every now and again the public need someone to patronise!


No patronizing dude...I'de f**k her...Hell, I have f**ked uglier ones.


ah u like masculine types? waving :wink: rofl


What's your point? hahahahahahahaha



cooooo eeeeeeeeeee waving lol

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Sat 05/02/09 04:09 PM


Ever heard of a dutch rudder?


No....but, the last time I described the "Roman Helmet", The "German Fist Cake", "The Angry Pirate" and the "Dirty Sanchez"...I got kicked off for a week.


Really? Damn....thanks for the warning.

krupa's photo
Sat 05/02/09 04:09 PM

Forgot to answer....Nope, wouldn't pay for sex.


Be that as it may...I would happily drop $20 to bag you babydoll! (in a wierd way...that is supposed to be a compliment)

let's face it...after sex wouldn't you rather have some spending loot..or would you rather pay me for it?

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Sat 05/02/09 04:16 PM




I would pay 20$ for a good hand job.

No shame in my game.
Haha I could do that! laugh :wink: rofl

i got a 20 right here deb.


. . .
Well I must ask....what's the difference between my hand or yours? laugh slaphead

not much, but sometimes you just need a change.


. . .

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Sat 05/02/09 04:16 PM


Forgot to answer....Nope, wouldn't pay for sex.


Be that as it may...I would happily drop $20 to bag you babydoll! (in a wierd way...that is supposed to be a compliment)

let's face it...after sex wouldn't you rather have some spending loot..or would you rather pay me for it?


Can't argue with your logic...see ya when ya get here...and bring a boat load of 20s....you're gonna wanna spend 'em all! :wink: bigsmile

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Sat 05/02/09 04:20 PM



Forgot to answer....Nope, wouldn't pay for sex.


Be that as it may...I would happily drop $20 to bag you babydoll! (in a wierd way...that is supposed to be a compliment)

let's face it...after sex wouldn't you rather have some spending loot..or would you rather pay me for it?


Can't argue with your logic...see ya when ya get here...and bring a boat load of 20s....you're gonna wanna spend 'em all! :wink: bigsmile


Well just how many 20's to plan on sticking up there???

HA HA HA!!!

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Sat 05/02/09 04:38 PM
Edited by michiganman3 on Sat 05/02/09 04:39 PM
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Sat 05/02/09 04:42 PM

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rofl

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Sat 05/02/09 04:48 PM
cooooo eeeeee boys i have a twenty right here in my purse somewhere! :wink: rofl

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Sat 05/02/09 04:55 PM

cooooo eeeeee boys i have a twenty right here in my purse somewhere! :wink: rofl


rofl

Do you wear a garter too?

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Sat 05/02/09 04:57 PM


cooooo eeeeee boys i have a twenty right here in my purse somewhere! :wink: rofl


rofl

Do you wear a garter too?




well i didn't but now u hav planted the seed...........

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Sat 05/02/09 05:02 PM
I'd keep my $20.

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