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Topic: Morning Wood
elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Sat 05/02/09 04:39 AM
Morning Wood Morning Wood You woke me up Like I knew you would You got me up So I could drain my bladder Cuz peeing in my bed Would make me sadder It's difficult To start in the morning But you never fail You get me up-no alarms warning It's been an hour When will this end? Please GO AWAY I have no girlfriend

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Sat 05/02/09 04:49 AM
sorry you have no g/f to help you out...but she probably wouldn't let you get out of bed to drain your bladder

mekikis Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 229	Sat 05/02/09 04:51 AM
nICE - wISH yOU bEST lUCK

grneyedldy1967 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2854	Sat 05/02/09 06:05 AM
Funny And I agree... no chance of drainig that bladder if you had a smart g/f!

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sat 05/02/09 06:13 AM
Bravo...

Snoman1951 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 5731	Sat 05/02/09 06:37 AM


Meg8771 Joined Fri 01/16/09 Posts: 5662	Sat 05/02/09 07:52 AM
Sully - you are too funny!

pkd1220 Joined Thu 05/24/07 Posts: 8318	Sat 05/02/09 08:03 AM
"It's been an hour When will this end?" I suggest you try A hand my friend.

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