Topic: Your rating on Mingle2 thus far! | |
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0 to 1000 posts - you are a virgin still wondering how this mingle2 dating site works
1001 to 5000 - you are getting the hang of it. You are use to not getting replies back when you email. You have dumped or been dumped 100 times and you don't care. Most of the people you talk to are liars and their pictures are never real. 5001 to 8000 - You are inducted as Mingle2's whore or pimp. There you have already had sex with two members of mingle2 people. One time you thought you were about to get married and now you are back here spending 6 hours a day looking for the right person with no luck. You eat rahmen noodles all day because you are to lazy to cook and you like to just post for no reason just to watch your forum number go up. 8001 to 12000 - You are a slut or a big time gigolo. It has been over a year and you still stuck here on mingle2. You spend more time using a q-tip cleaning the keyboards and your ass hurts from sitting on the chair all day. You don't even eat rahmen noodles anymore because it requires effort to put water in the cup and throw it in the microwave for 2 minutes. Now you just call in. You breathe stinks and your armpits could knock out mike tyson, yet the fat slob that emails you everyday still loves ya. 12001 to 17000 - You are a wreck. You had at least 5 dates in which 3 where psychos and you have a great relationship with a person that is 20 years older then you. You are a expert in all the forums discussing about the birds and bees and you gained at least 5 pounds now since you first joined. 17001 to 25000 - You are now family of Mingle2. All the moderators know you and they appreciate your contribution keeping the mingle2 community interesting. In the meantime you smoke 2 packs of cigerattes a day, drink a six pack of beer, and forgot the last time you saw broad daylight. You gave up on looking for someone and just now are addicted in annoying people on a daily bases. 25001 to 40000 - You are not only a slut or whore, but you do it for free! On top of it you don't even turn off your computer anymore. You have it on mingle2 24/7 and now are accustomed to jelly donuts and tons of coffee. Your teeth are stained yellow and you smell like a moose, but do you care. Nope you continue to chat on the forums because you know everyone else is in the same boat as you, even if they don't admit it. 40001 to 70000 - finish this for me. 70001 to 90000 - finish this for me |
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wait how many posts before I get sex?
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I wonder who has the most posts on the site
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Wrong (at least for me).
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wait how many posts before I get sex? too funny |
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I wonder who has the most posts on the site gypsy41?? or maybe you? Good question |
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I wonder who has the most posts on the site Probably Gypsy. |
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Wrong (at least for me). Well you do have that music going on for you. Women always like that |
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I think Gypsy has more posts than me
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WooHoo! I'm not a virgin anymore... again.
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Wrong (at least for me). Well you do have that music going on for you. Women always like that Oh, yeah, I'm just kickin' 'em away from my door. |
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Wrong (at least for me). Well you do have that music going on for you. Women always like that Oh, yeah, I'm just kickin' 'em away from my door. |
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I think Gypsy has more posts than me Gypsy is over 100000+(107211) the last I saw. |
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well, gypsy's over that number and she's frigging gorgeous, so maybe we get reborn(mmm hmmmm.....right) and become as beautiful as all that, and loose moose smells and sh!t jelly donuts, and eat plenty of salad, and drink plenty of water....
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Dang Darkowl you are up there to celeberate your 10000 post soon!
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17001 to 25000 - You are now family of Mingle2. All the moderators know you and they appreciate your contribution keeping the mingle2 community interesting. In the meantime you smoke 2 packs of cigerattes a day, drink a six pack of beer, and forgot the last time you saw broad daylight. You gave up on looking for someone and just now are addicted in annoying people on a daily bases. Well, I do think all the moderators know me! But I don't smoke or drink, and I can see some sort of daylight right now....! The last sentence is right on the money, though....! |
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I was close! That has to count for something
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That would be a negative ...
Houston, we're good to go ... |
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Do you reach nirvana @ 1,000,000 posts?
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I wonder who has the most posts on the site |
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