A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the
breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a
sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See, he
mated 50 times last year, once-a-week."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This
bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
said, "That's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this
one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with
the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
and the doctors say after two months of rehab and a couple more
surgeries he will most likely be okay.

wow!! that was a good one!!